12 December 1868 • (MS facsimiles: Davis and The Written Word Autographs, 27 June 2009, lot 398A, UCCL 02729)
Hip-hip-Hurrah! She just goes on “accepting the situation” in the most natural innocent, easy-going way in the world. She writes as if the whole thing were perfectly understood, & would no doubt be unpleasantly astonished to find if she only knew I had been regarding it differently & had been ass enough to worry about a cousin whom she merely gives the passing mention accorded to the humblest guests.1explanatory note She don't know anything about beating the devil around the bush2explanatory note—she has never been used to it. She simply calls things by their right names & goes straight at the appalling subject of matrimony with the most amazing effrontery. I am in honor bound to regard her grave, philosophical dissertations as love letters, because they probe the very marrow of that passion, but there isn't a bit of romance in them, no poetical repining, no endearments, no adjectives, no flowers of speech, no nonsense, no bosh. Nothing but solid chunks of wisdom, my boy—love letters gotten up in onⒶemendation the square, flat-footedⒶemendation, cast-iron, inexorable plan of the most approved commercial correspondence, & signed with stately & exasperating decorum, “Lovingly, Livy L. Langdon”—in full, by the Ghost of Caesar! They are more precious to me than whole reams of affectionate superlatives would be, coming from any other woman, but they are the darlingest funniest love letters that ever were written, I do suppose. She gets her stateliness of English epistolary composition from her native dignity, & she gets that from her mother, who was born for a countess.
Hip-hip-Hurrah! I have badgered them & persecuted them until they have yielded, & I am to stop there for one day & night, on Dec. 17!
I am full of gratitude to God this day, & my prayers will be sincere. Now write me a letter which I can read to her, & lett it reach Elmira a day or so before I get there—enclose it in an envelop directed to “Chas. J. Langdon, Elmira, N. Y.” 3explanatory note Good-bye. My love to you all.
P.S. She knows you & Mrs. T. know all about it, Ⓐemendation—she likes that.
MS facsimiles, Davis and The Written Word Autographs, 27 June 2009, lot 398A. The editors have not seen the MS, but in 1982 a photocopy was provided to the Mark Twain Papers by its owner, Chester L. Davis (then executive secretary of the Mark Twain Research Foundation), who was succeeded by his son, Chester L. Davis, Jr., whose collection was sold at auction by Christie’s in June 1992. The Davis facsimile provided the text for L2. The MS was later sold by The Written Word Autographs, who provided a better facsimile from which corrected readings are drawn for this text, although it is missing one line of text (“right names & goes straight at”), which is supplied from the Davis facsimile.
LLMT, 33–34; L2, 331–32; Christie’s, 9 June 1992, lot 34, partial publication.
Twichell himself evidently returned to the Clemenses this and his 28 November 1868 letter, perhaps for sentimental reasons. This letter survived in the Samossoud Collection until at least 1947: sometime between then and 1949 Dixon Wecter saw the MS there and made a typescript of it. Davis evidently acquired the MS, by gift or purchase, directly from Clara Clemens Samossoud sometime after 1947 (see Samossoud Collection in Description of Provenanceclick to open letter). Davis’s son put the collection up for sale in 1992, at which time the MS was acquired by Seth Keller. It was once again offered for sale in 2009 by The Written Word Autographs.