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CHAPTER 72
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CHAPTER 72

In the breezy morning we went ashore and visited the ruined temple of the lostemendation godtextual note Lonoexplanatory note. Theemendation high chief cook of this temple—the priest who presided over it and roasted the human sacrifices—was uncle to Obookiahemendation, and at one time that youth was an apprentice-priest under him. Obookiahemendation was a young native of fine mind, who, together with three other native boys, was taken to New England by the captain of a whaleship during the reign of Kamehameha I, and theyemendation were the means of attracting the attention of the religious world to their country. This resulted in the sending ofemendation missionaries thereexplanatory note. And this Obookiahemendation was the very same sensitive savage who sat down on the church steps and wept because his people did not have the Bibleexplanatory note. That incident has been very elaborately painted in many a charming Sunday schoolemendation book—aye, and told so plaintively and so tenderly that I have cried over it in Sunday schoolemendation myself, on general principles, although at a time when I did not know much and could not understand why the people of the Sandwich Islands needed to worry so muchemendation about it as long as they did not know there was a Bible at all.emendation

Obookiahemendation was converted and educated, and was to have returned to his native land with the first missionaries, had he lived. The other native youths made the voyageexplanatory note, and two of them did good service, but the third, Williamemendation Kanui, fell from grace afterward, for a time, and when the gold excitement broke out in California he journeyed thither and went to mining, although he was fifty years old. He succeeded pretty well, but the failure of Page, Bacon & Co. relieved him of six thousand dollarsemendation, and then, to all intents and purposes, he was a bankrupt in his old age and he resumed service in the pulpit again. He died in Honolulu in 1864.explanatory note emendation.

Quite a broad tract of land near the templeemendation, extending from the sea to the mountain top, was sacred to the god Lono in olden [begin page 494] times—so sacred that if a common native set his sacrilegious foot upon it it was judiciousemendation for him to make his will, because his time hademendation come. He might go around it by water, but he could not cross it. It was well sprinkled with pagan temples and stocked with awkward, homely idols carved out of logs of wood. There was a temple devoted to prayers for rain—and with fineemendation sagacity it was placed at a point so well up on the mountain side that if you prayed there twenty-four times a day for rain you would be likely to get it every time. You would seldom get to your Amen before you would have to hoist your umbrella.

Andemendation there was a large temple near at hand which was built in a single night, in the midst of storm and thunder and rain, by the ghastly hands of dead men! Tradition says that by the weirdemendation glare of the lightning a noiseless multitude of phantoms were seen at their strange labor far up the mountain side at dead of night—flitting hither and thither and bearing great lava blocksemendation clasped in their nerveless fingers—appearing and disappearing as the pallid lustreemendation fell upon their formsemendation and faded away again. Even to this day, it is said, the natives hold this dread structure in awe and reverence, and will not pass by it in the night.

the ghostly builders.

Atemendation noon I observed a bevy of nude native young ladies bathing in the sea, and went and sat down on their clothes to keep them from [begin page 495] being stolen. I begged them to come out, for the sea was rising and I was satisfied that they were running some risk. But they were not afraid, and presently went on with their sport. They were finished swimmers and divers, and enjoyed themselves to the last degree. They swam races, splashed and ducked and tumbled each other about, and filled the air with their laughter. It is said that the first thing an Islander learns is how to swim; learning to walk being a matter of smaller consequence, comes afterward. One hears tales of native men and women swimming ashore from vessels many miles at sea—more miles, indeed, than I dare vouch for or even mention. And they tell of a native diver who went down in thirty or forty-foot waters and brought up an anvil! I think he swallowed the anvil afterward, if my memory serves me. However I will not urge this pointexplanatory note.explanatory note emendation

on guard.

I have spoken, several times, of the god Lono—I may as well furnish two or three sentences concerning him.emendation

The idol the natives worshippedemendation for him was a slender, unornamented staff twelve feet long. Traditionemendation says he was a favorite god on the island of Hawaii—a great king who had been deified for meritorious services—just our own fashion of rewarding heroes, with the difference that we would have made him a Postmaster instead of a god, no doubt. In an angry moment he slew his wife, a goddess named Kaikilani Aliiemendation. Remorse of conscience drove him mad, and tradition presents us the singular spectacle of a god traveling “on the shoulder;”explanatory note for in his gnawing grief he wandered about [begin page 496] from place to place boxing and wrestling with all whom he met. Of course this pastime soon lost its novelty, inasmuch as it must necessarily have been the case that when so powerful a deity sent a frail human opponent “to grass” he never came back any more. Therefore, he instituted games called makahiki, and ordered that they should be held in his honorexplanatory note, and then sailed for foreign lands on a three-cornered raftexplanatory note, stating that he would return some day—emendation and that was the last of Lono. He was never seen any more; his raft got swamped, perhaps.emendation But the people always expected his return, and thusemendation they were easily led to accept Capt.emendation Cook as the restored god.

Someemendation of the old natives believed Cook was Lono to the day of their death; but many did not, for they could not understand how he could die if he was a god.

Onlyemendation a mile or so from Kealakekua Bay is a spot of historic interest—the place where the last battle was fought for idolatryexplanatory note. Of course we visited it, and came away as wise as most people do who go and gaze upon such mementoes of the past when in an unreflective mood.

While the first missionaries were on their way around the Horn, the idolatrous customs which had obtained in the Islandsemendation as far back as tradition reached were suddenly broken up. Old Kamehameha I was dead, and his son, Liholiho, the new King, was a free liver, a roystering, dissolute fellow, and hated the restraints of the ancient tabu. His assistant in the Government, Kaahumanu, the Queen dowager, was proud and high-spirited, and hated the tabu because it restricted the privileges of her sex and degraded all women very nearly to the level of brutes. So the case stood. Liholiho had halfemendation a mind to put his foot down, Kaahumanuemendation had a whole mind to badger him into doing itexplanatory note, and whisky did the rest. It was probably the firstemendation time whisky ever prominently figured as an aid to civilization. Liholiho came up to Kailua as drunk as a piperexplanatory note, and attended a great feast; the determined Queen spurred his drunken courage up to a reckless pitch, and then, while all the multitude stared in blank dismay, he moved deliberately forward and sat down with the women! They saw him eat from the same vessel with them, and were appalled! Terrible moments drifted slowly by, and still the King ate, still he lived, still the lightnings of the insulted [begin page 497] gods were withheld! Then conviction came like a revelation—the superstitions of a hundred generations passed from before the people like a cloud, and a shout went up, “The tabu is broken! the tabu is broken!”

the tabu emendation broken.

Thus did King Liholiho and his dreadful whisky preach the first sermon and prepare the way for the new gospel that was speeding southward over the waves of the Atlantic.

The tabu broken and destruction failing to follow the awful sacrilege, the people, with that childlike precipitancy which has always characterized them, jumped to the conclusion that their gods were a weak and wretched swindle, just as they formerly jumped to the conclusion that Capt.emendation Cook was no god, merely because he groaned, and promptly killed him without stopping to inquire whether a god might not groan as well as a man if it suited his convenienceemendation to do it; and satisfied that the idols were powerless to protect themselves they went to work at once and pulled them down—hacked them to pieces—applied the torch—annihilated them!

The pagan priests were furious. And well they might be; they had [begin page 498] held the fattest offices in the land, and now they were beggared; they had been great—they had stood above the chiefs—and now they were vagabonds. They raised a revolt; they scared a number of people into joining their standard, and Kekuokalaniemendation, an ambitious offshoot of royalty, was easily persuaded to become their leader.

In the first skirmish the idolaters triumphed over the royal army sent against them, and full of confidence they resolved to march upon Kailua. The King sent an envoy to try and conciliate them, and came very near being an envoy short by the operation; the savages not only refused to listen to him, but wanted to kill him. So the King sent his men forth under Major General Kalaimoku and the two hosts met at Kuamoo. The battle was long and fierce—men and women fighting side by side, as was the custom—and when the day was done the rebels were flying in every direction in hopeless panic, and idolatry and the tabu were dead in the landexplanatory note!

The royalists marched gayly home to Kailua glorifying the new dispensation. “There is no power in the gods,” said they; “they are a vanity and a lie. The army with idols was weak; the army without idols was strong and victorious!”

The nation was without a religion.

The missionary ship arrived in safety shortly afterwardexplanatory note, timed by providential exactness to meet the emergency, and the gospel was planted as in a virgin soilexplanatory note.

Editorial Emendations CHAPTER 72
  lost (C)  •  last (A) 
  CHAPTER 72 . . . The (C)  •  CHAPTER LXXII. . . . The (A)  indented from right Kealakekua Bay, July, 1866. centered A Funny Scrap of History. [¶] In my last I spoke of the old cocoanut stump, all covered with copper plates bearing inscriptions commemorating the visits of various British naval commanders to Captain Cook’s death-place at Kealakekua Bay. The most magniloquent of these is that left by “the Right Hon. Lord George Paulet, to whom, as the representative of Her Britannic Majesty Queen Victoria, the Sandwich Islands were ceded, February 25, 1843.” [¶] Lord George, if he is alive yet, would like to tear off that plate and destroy it, no doubt. He was fearfully snubbed by his Government, shortly afterward, for his acts as Her Majesty’s representative upon the occasion to which he refers with such manifest satisfaction. [¶] A pestilent fellow by the name of Charlton had been Great Britain’s Consul at Honolulu for many years. He seems to have employed his time in sweating, fuming and growling about everything and everybody; in acquiring property by devious and inscrutable ways; in blackguarding the Hawaiian Government and the missionaries; in scheming for the transfer of the islands to the British crown; in getting the King drunk and laboring diligently to keep him so; in working to secure a foothold for the Catholic religion when its priests had been repeatedly forbidden by the King to settle in the country; in promptly raising thunder every time an opportunity offered, and in making himself prominently disagreeable and a shining nuisance at all times. [¶] You will thus perceive that Charlton had a good deal of business on his hands. There was “a heap of trouble on the old man’s mind.” [¶] He was sued in the Courts upon one occasion for a debt of long standing, amounting to £3,000, and judgment rendered against him. This made him lively. He swore like the army in Flanders. But it was of no avail. The case was afterwards carefully examined twice—once by a Commission of distinguished English gentlemen and once by the law officers of the British Crown—and the Hawaiian Court’s decision sustained in both instances. His property was attached, and one Skinner, a relative who had $10,000 in bank, got ready to purchase it when it should be sold on execution. So far, so good. [¶] Several other English residents had been worsted in lawsuits. They and Charlton became loud in their denunciation of what they termed a want of justice in the Hawaiian Courts. The suits were all afterwards examined by the law officers of the British Crown, and the Hawaiian Courts sustained, as in Charlton’s case. [¶] Charlton got disgusted, wrote a “sassy” letter to the King, and left suddenly for England, conferring his Consulate, for the time being, upon a kindred spirit named Simpson, a bitter traducer of the Hawaiian Government—an officer whom the Government at once refused to recognize. Charlton left with Simpson a demand upon the Government for possession of a large and exceedingly valuable tract of land in Honolulu, alleged to have been transferred to him by a deed duly signed by a native gentleman, who had never owned the property, and whose character for probity was such that no one would believe he ever would have been guilty of such a proceeding. Charity compels us to presume that the versatile Charlton forged the deed. The boundaries, if specified, were vaguely defined; it contained no mention of a consideration for value received; it had been held in abeyance and unmentioned for twenty years, and its signer and witnesses were long since dead. It was a shaky instrument altogether. [¶] On his way to England Charlton met my Lord George in a Queen’s ship, and laid his grievances before him, and then went on. My Lord sailed straight to Honolulu and began to make trouble. Under threats of bombarding the town, he compelled the King to make the questionable deed good to the person having charge of Charlton’s property interests; demanded the reception of the new Consul; demanded that all those suits—a great number—which had been decided adversely to Englishmen (including many which had even been settled by amicable arbitration between the parties) should be tried over again, and by juries composed entirely of Englishmen, although the written law provided that but half the panel should be English, and therefore, of course, the demand could not be complied with without a tyrannical assumption of power by the King; he stopped the seizure and sale of Charlton’s property; he brought in a little bill (gotten up by the newly-created and promptly-emasculated Consul, Simpson) for $117,000 and some odd change—enough to “bust” the Hawaiian exchequer two or three times over—to use a popular missionary term—for all manner of imaginary damages sustained by British subjects at divers and sundry times, and among the items was one demanding $3,000 to indemnify Skinner for having kept his $10,000 lying idle for four months, expecting to invest it in Charlton’s property, and then not getting a chance to do it on account of Lord George having stopped the sale. An exceedingly nice party was Lord George, take him all around. [¶] For days and nights together the unhappy Kamehameha III was in bitterest distress. He could not pay the bill, and the law gave him no power to comply with the other demands. He and his Ministers of State pleaded for mercy—for time to remodel the laws to suit the emergency. But Lord George refused steadfastly to accede to either request, and finally, in tribulation and sorrow, the King told him to take the islands and do with them as he would; he knew of no other way—his Government was too weak to maintain its rights against Great Britain. [¶] And so Lord George took them and set up his Government, and hauled down the royal Hawaiian ensign and hoisted the English colors over the archipelago. And the sad King notified his people of the event in a proclamation which is touching in its simple eloquence: [¶] “Where are you, chiefs, people and commons from my ancestors, and people from foreign lands! [¶] “Hear ye! I make known to you that I am in perplexity by reason of difficulties into which I have been brought without cause; therefore I have given away the life of our land, hear ye! But my rule over you, my people, and your privileges will continue, for I have hope that the life of the land will be restored when my conduct is justified. indented from right KAMEHAMEHA III.” [¶] And then, I suppose, my Lord George Paulet, temporary King of the Sandwich Islands, went complacently skirmishing around his dominions in his ship, and feeding fat on glory—for we find him, four months later, visiting Kealakekua Bay and nailing his rusty sheet of copper to the memorial stump set up to glorify the great Cook—and imagining, no doubt, that his visit had conferred immortality upon a name which had only possessed celebrity before. [¶] But my lord’s happiness was not to last long. His superior officer, Rear Admiral Thomas, arrived at Honolulu a week or two afterward, and as soon as he understood the case he immediately showed the new Government the door and restored Kamehameha to all his ancient powers and privileges. It was the 31st of July, 1843. There was immense rejoicing on Oahu that day. The Hawaiian flag was flung to the breeze. The King and as many of his people as could get into the Great Stone Church went there to pray, and the balance got drunk. The 31st of July is Independence Day in the Sandwich Islands, and consequently in these times there are two grand holidays in the Islands in the month of July. The Americans celebrate the 4th with great pomp and circumstance, and the natives outdo them if they can, on the 31st—and the speeches disgorged upon both occasions are regularly inflicted in cold blood upon the people by the newspapers, that have a dreary fashion of coming out just a level week after one has forgotten any given circumstance they talk about. centered A Lucrative Office. [¶] When I woke up on the schooner’s deck in the morning, the sun was shining down right fervently, everybody was astir, and Brown was gone—gone in a canoe to Captain Cook’s side of the bay, the Captain said. I took a boat and landed on the opposite shore, at the port of entry. There was a house there—I mean a foreigner’s house—and near it were some native grass huts. The Collector of this port of entry not only enjoys the dignity of office, but has emoluments also. That makes it very nice, of course. He gets five dollars for boarding every foreign ship that stops there, and two dollars more for filling out certain blanks attesting such visit. As many as three foreign ships stop there in a single year, sometimes. Yet, notwithstanding this wild rush of business, the late Collector of the port committed suicide several months ago. The foreign ships which visit this place are whalers in quest of water and potatoes. The present Collector lives back somewhere—has a den up the mountain several thousand feet—but he comes down fast enough when a ship heaves in sight. centered Washoe Men. [¶] I found two Washoe men at the house. But I was not surprised; I believe if a man were to go to perdition itself he would find Washoe men there, though not so thick, maybe, in the other place. centered The Holy Place. [¶] Two hundred yards from the house was the ruins of the pagan temple of Lono, so desecrated by Captain Cook when he was pretending to be that deity. Its low, rude walls look about as they did when he saw them, no doubt. In a cocoanut grove near at hand is a tree with a hole through its trunk, said to have been made by a cannon ball fired from one of the ships at a crowd of natives immediately after Cook’s murder. It is a very good hole. centered The Hero of the Sunday School Books. [¶] The (SU) 
  Obookiah (C)  •  Obookia (SU) 
  Obookiah (C)  •  Obookia (SU) 
  they (A)  •  not in  (SU) 
  country. This resulted in the sending of (A)  •  country and putting it into their heads to send (SU) 
  Obookiah (C)  •  Obookia (SU) 
  school (C)  •  School (SU) 
  school (C)  •  School (SU) 
  needed to worry so much (A)  •  need care a cent (SU) 
  all. (A)  •  all. This was the same Obookia—this was the very same old Obookia—so I reflected, and gazed upon the ruined temple with a new and absorbing interest. Here that gentle spirit worshiped; here he sought the better life, after his rude fashion; on this stone, perchance, he sat down with his sacred lasso, to wait for a chance to rope in some neighbor for the holy sacrifice; on this altar, possibly, he broiled his venerable grandfather, and presented the rare offering before the high priest, who may have said, “Well done, good and faithful servant.” It filled me with emotion. centered Kanui the Unfortunate.  (SU) 
  Obookiah (C)  •  Obookia (SU) 
  William (A)  •  Wm. (SU) 
  six thousand dollars (A)  •  $6,000 (SU) 
  in his . . . 1864. (A)  •  community. Thus, after all his toils, all his privations, all his faithful endeavors to gather together a competence, the blighting hand of poverty was laid upon him in his old age and he had to go back to preaching again. One cannot but feel sad to contemplate such afflictions as these cast upon a creature so innocent and deserving. [¶] And finally he died—died in Honolulu in 1864. The Rev. Mr. Damon’s paper, referring—in the obituary notice—to Page-Bacon’s unpaid certificates of deposit in the unhappy man’s possession, observes that “he departed this life leaving the most substantial and gratifying evidence that he was prepared to die.” And so he was, poor fellow, so he was. He was cleaned out, as you may say, and he was prepared to go. He was all ready and prepared—Page-Bacon had attended to that for him. All he had to do was to shed his mortal coil. Then he was all right. Poor, poor old fellow. One’s heart bleeds for him. [¶] For some time after his bereavement in the matter of finances, he helped Rev. M. Rowell to carry on the Bethel Church in San Francisco and gave excellent satisfaction for a man who was so out of practice. Sleep in peace, poor tired soul!—you were out of luck many a time in your long, checkered life, but you are safe now where care and sorrow and trouble can never assail you any more. centered Temple to the Rain God  (SU) 
  the temple (A)  •  that port of entry (SU) 
  judicious (A)  •  time (SU) 
  had (A)  •  was (SU) 
  fine (A)  •  rare (SU) 
  And (A)  •  centered The House Built by the Dead Men. [¶] And (SU) 
  weird (C)  •  wierd (SU) 
  lava blocks (C)  •  lava-blocks (SU) 
  pallid lustre (A)  •  fitful lightning (SU) 
  forms (A)  •  pallid forms (SU) 
  At (A)  •  centered Venus at the Bath. [¶] At (SU) 
  and . . . point. (A)  •  down to look at them. But with a prudery which seems to be characteristic of that sex everywhere, they all plunged in with a lying scream, and when they rose to the surface they only just poked their heads out and showed no disposition to proceed any further in the same direction. I was naturally irritated by such conduct, and there   | fore I piled their clothes up on a bowlder in the edge of the sea and sat down on them and kept the wenches in the water until they were pretty well used up. I had them in the door, as the missionaries say. I was comfortable, and I just let them beg. I thought I could freeze them out, may be, but it was impracticable. I finally gave it up and went away, hoping that the rebuke I had given them would not be lost upon them  I went and undressed and went in myself. And then they went out. I never saw such singular perversity. Shortly a party of children of both sexes came floundering around me, and then I quit and left the Pacific ocean in their possession, centered The Shameless Brown. [¶] I got uneasy about Brown finally, and as there were no canoes at hand, I got a horse whereon to ride three or four miles around to the other side of the bay and hunt him up. As I neared the end of the trip, and was riding down the “pathway of the gods” toward the sea in the sweltering sun, I saw Brown toiling up the hill in the distance, with a heavy burden on his shoulder, and knew that canoes were scarce with him, too. I dismounted and sat down in the shade of a crag, and after a while—after numerous pauses to rest by the way—Brown arrived at last, fagged out, and puffing like a steamboat, and gently eased his ponderous burden to the ground—the cocoanut stump all sheathed with copper memorials to the illustrious Captain Cook. [¶] “Heavens and earth!” I said, “what are you going to do with that?” [¶] “Going to do with it!—lemme blow a little—lemme blow—it’s monstrous heavy, that log is; I’m most tired out—going to do with it! Why, I’m going to take her home for a specimen.” [¶] “You egregious ass! March straight back again and put it where you got it. Why, Brown, I am surprised at you—and hurt. I am grieved to think that a man who has lived so long in the atmosphere of refinement which surrounds me can be guilty of such vandalism as this. Reflect, Brown, and say if it be right—if it be manly—if it be generous—to lay desecrating hands upon this touching tribute of a great nation to her gallant dead? Why, Brown, the circumnavigator Cook labored all his life in the service of his country; with a fervid soul and a fearless spirit, he braved the dangers of the unknown seas and planted the banner of England far and wide over their beautiful island world. His works have shed a glory upon his native land which still lives in her history to-day; he laid down his faithful life in her service at last, and, unforgetful of her son, she yet reveres his name and praises his deeds—and in token of her love, and in reward for the things he did for her, she has reared this monument to his memory—this symbol of a nation’s gratitude—which you would defile with unsanctified hands. Restore it—go!” [¶] “All right, if you say so; but I don’t see no use of such a spread as you’re making. I don’t see nothing so very high-toned about this old rotten chunk. It’s about the orneryest thing for a monument I’ve ever struck yet. If it suits Cook, though, all right; I wish him joy; but if I was planted under it I’d highst it, if it was the last act of my life. Monument! it ain’t fit for a dog—I can buy dead loads of just such for six bits. She puts this over Cook—but she put one over that foreigner—what was his name?—Prince Albert—that cost a million dollars—and what did he do? Why, he never done anything—never done anything but lead a gallus, comfortable life, at home and out of danger, and raise a large family for Government to board at £300,000 a year apiece. But with this fellow, you know, it was different. However, if you say the old stump’s got to go down again, down she goes. As I said before, if its your wishes, I’ve got nothing to say. Nothing only this—I’ve fetched her a mild or a mild and a half, and she weighs a hundred and fifty I should judge, and if it would suit Cook just as well to have her planted up here instead of down there, it would be considerable of a favor to me.” [¶] I made him shoulder the monument and carry it back, nevertheless. His criticisms on the monument and its patron struck me, though, in spite of myself  The creature has got no sense, but his vaporings sound strangely plausible sometimes. [¶] In due time we arrived at the port of entry once more. indented from right MARK TWAIN. (SU) 
  I . . . him. (A)  •  Kealakekua Bay, July, 1866. centered The Romantic God Lono. [¶] I have been writing a good deal, of late, about the great god Lono and Captain Cook’s personation of him. Now, while I am here in Lono’s home, upon ground which his terrible feet have trodden in remote ages—unless these natives lie, and they would hardly do that, I suppose—I might as well tell who he was. (SU) 
  worshipped (C)  •  worshiped (SU) 
  Tradition (A)  •  Unpoetical history (SU) 
  Alii (SU)  •  Aiii (A) 
  day— (A)  •  day, (SU) 
  perhaps. (A)  •  perhaps   (SU) 
  thus (A)  •  not in  (SU) 
  Capt. (C)  •  Captain (SU) 
  Some (A)  •  centered The Poetic Tradition. [¶] But there is another tradition which is rather more poetical than this bald historical one. Lono lived in considerable style up here on the hillside. His wife was very beautiful, and he was devoted to her. One day he overheard a stranger proposing an elopement to her, and without waiting to hear her reply he took the stranger’s life and then upbraided Kaikilani so harshly that her sensitive nature was wounded to the quick. She went away in tears, and Lono began to repent of his hasty conduct almost before she was out of sight. He sat him down under a cocoanut tree to await her return, intending to receive her with such tokens of affection and contrition as should restore her confidence and drive all sorrow from her heart. But hour after hour winged its tardy flight and yet she did not come. The sun went down and left him desolate. His all-wise instincts may have warned him that the separation was final, but he hoped on, nevertheless, and when the darkness was heavy he built a beacon fire at his door to guide the wanderer home again, if by any chance she had lost her way. But the night waxed and waned and brought another day, but not the goddess. Lono hurried forth and sought her far and wide, but found no trace of her. At night he set his beacon fire again and kept lone watch, but still she came not; and a new day found him a despairing, broken-hearted god. His misery could no longer brook suspense and solitude, and he set out to look for her. He told his sympathizing people he was going to search through all the island world for the lost light of his household, and he would never come back any more till he had found her. The natives always implicitly believed that he was still pursuing his patient quest and that he would find his peerless spouse again some day, and come back; and so, for ages they waited and watched in trusting simplicity for his return. They gazed out wistfully over the sea at any strange appearance on its waters, thinking it might be their loved and lost protector. But Lono was to them as the rainbow-tinted future seen in happy visions of youth—for he never came. [¶] Some (SU) 
  Only (A)  •  centered The Field of the Vanquished Gods. [¶] Only (SU) 
  Islands (C)  •  island, (A)  islands (SU) 
  half (A)  •  ha f (SU) 
  Kaahumanu (SU)  •  Kaahumahu (A) 
  first (SU)  •  rest. It was probably the first (A) 
  tabu  (C)  •  tabu  (A) 
  Capt. (C)  •  Captain (SU) 
  convenience (A)  •  pleasure (SU) 
  Kekuokalani (SU)  •  Bekuokalani (A) 
Textual Notes CHAPTER 72
 lost god] The reading of A here, set from Mark Twain’s manuscript insertion into the SU text, is “the last god Lono,” which is meaningless within the context. It is likely that the printed word “last” was a misreading of the author’s handwritten “lost”: Mark Twain refers to Lono in the preceding chapter as the “long vanished and lamented god” (491.6), and later in this chapter he further explains that according to Hawaiian mythology Lono sailed away and “was never seen any more” (496.8).
Explanatory Notes CHAPTER 72
  In . . . point.] Mark Twain based this portion of the text on his letter in the Sacramento Union for 6 September 1866, revising it for inclusion in Roughing It (SLC 1866ff).
 we went ashore and visited the ruined temple of the lost god Lono] Clemens visited the ruins of Hikiau temple, which had once [begin page 730] housed the red-draped image of Lono. In his Union letter published on 6 September he noted that it was the very temple “so desecrated by Captain Cook. . . . Its low, rude walls look about as they did when he saw them, no doubt” (SLC 1866ff). Cook desecrated the temple—apparently with the acquiescence of the temple priests, who believed him to be the returned Lono—by carrying off the wooden railings and the idols of the lesser gods for use as firewood on his ship (Kamakau, 99; Kuykendall 1938, 16; Cook and King, 3:6–8, 25–26; MTH , 67).
 Obookiah . . . was taken to New England . . . This resulted in the sending of missionaries there] The orphaned Henry Obookiah, also known as Opukahaia (1792?–1818), took passage—along with two other Hawaiian youths, William Kanui (see the note at 493.22–28) and Thomas Hopu—aboard the merchant ship of Captain Caleb Brintnal and arrived in New Haven, Connecticut, in 1809. There Obookiah was tutored by Edwin Welles Dwight (1789–1841) of Yale College, became a Christian, and actively encouraged the creation of a mission to the Sandwich Islands. Obookiah died of typhus at age twenty-six while a student at the newly created Foreign Mission School in Cornwall, Connecticut. His story, incorporated into Dwight’s much-reprinted Memoirs of Henry Obookiah, a Native of Owhyhee, became a staple of missionary literature and influenced the decision to send the first missionaries to the islands in 1819 (Dwight, 3–129; Rufus Anderson, 46–48; Bradford Smith, 21–25; Bradley, 123–24; Boothby, 53–54).
 savage who sat down on the church steps and wept because his people did not have the Bible] According to Anderson’s history of missionary labors in the Sandwich Islands, Obookiah “was one day found sitting on the doorsteps of one of the Yale College buildings, weeping because the treasures of knowledge were open to others, but were not open to him. Mr. Edwin W. Dwight, who saw him thus, had compassion on him, and became his religious teacher” (Rufus Anderson, 46). Obookiah’s own memoir makes no mention of such an encounter (Dwight, 18–20). Mark Twain’s version of the story may derive from an unidentified source.
 The other native youths made the voyage] The first missionary group, dispatched to the Sandwich Islands in October 1819, included three Hawaiian youths educated at the Foreign Mission School: William Kanui, Thomas Hopu, and John Honolii (Rufus Anderson, 46–49).
 

William Kanui, fell from grace . . . went to mining . . . was a bankrupt . . . died in Honolulu in 1864] Mark Twain learned these facts about William Kanui (1798?–1864) from an obituary notice in the February 1864 issue of the Friend, which he quoted and cited in the Union letter on which this passage is based (SLC 1866ff). Kanui lost his money in 1855, when the San Francisco bank of Page, Bacon and Company [begin page 731] suspended operations on 22 February and closed its doors permanently on 2 May.

Kanui then, being obliged to exert himself for a livelihood, opened a bootblacking stand, and continued it for some time. But sad to relate, in his religious interests he became quite reckless, and continued for a long time in a backslidden state. (“William Kanui Still Alive,” report dated 20 June 1860 from San Francisco, Friend 10 [1 Feb 61]: 13)

Kanui’s piety subsequently revived, and during his last years he “labored in San Francisco, and was connected with the Bethel Church of that city” (“Died,” Friend 13 [5 Feb 64]: 16; Rufus Anderson, 48–49 n. 1; Bradford Smith, 24, 58–59, 288; San Francisco Alta California: “The Crisis Past,” 23 Feb 55, 2; “Commercial,” 3 May 55, 2).

 At noon I observed a bevy of nude native young ladies . . . I will not urge this point] Mark Twain wrote this paragraph on the swimming prowess of the Hawaiians expressly for Roughing It, to replace a comic passage in his 6 September Union letter in which he claimed he “undressed and went in myself” (SLC 1866ff).
 The idol . . . was a slender, unornamented staff . . . he . . . sailed for foreign lands on a three-cornered raft] Mark Twain’s description of the Lono idol and legend was apparently summarized from Jarves’s History (Jarves 1847, 27–28).
 “on the shoulder;”] That is, looking for a fight. See Scotty Briggs’s description of Buck Fanshaw in chapter 47 (312.21–29).
 he instituted games called makahiki, and ordered that they should be held in his honor] According to Jarves, Lono instituted the games to commemorate his wife’s death. The makahiki season, which corresponded to the rainy months from roughly October through January, was sacred to Lono. During this time the chiefs gathered taxes and eschewed war, and on certain festival days all labor and the usual religious practices were prohibited while everyone enjoyed feasting, sports, and other recreation (Jarves 1847, 28; Malo, 186, 189–91; Kamakau, 180–81; Kuykendall 1938, 7–8; Beckwith, 33–35).
 the place where the last battle was fought for idolatry] Kuamoo: see the note at 498.3–15.
 his son, Liholiho, the new King . . . the gospel was planted as in a virgin soil] Mark Twain’s primary source for the information in this passage was probably Jarves’s History (Jarves 1847, 109–11). Liholiho (1797–1824) was the son of Kamehameha I and the chiefess Keopuolani. He was strictly raised by his parents and priests to prepare him for succession to the throne. His reign as Kamehameha II, [begin page 732] from 1819 to 1824, was notable for the abolition of the tabu system, the arrival of the American missionaries, the growth of the sandalwood trade and the whaling industry, and the removal of the seat of government from Kailua to Honolulu. Liholiho shared his father’s pro-British attitude, and in 1823–24 he visited England, accompanied by his wife Kamamalu and an official entourage. Kamamalu died of the measles in London in July 1824, and Liholiho followed her in death within a week. The other members of the royal party, however, were able to accomplish the king’s mission—to confirm Hawaii as a protectorate of Great Britain (Kuykendall 1938, 71–81).
 Kaahumanu had a whole mind to badger him into doing it] Liholiho was urged by two women to indulge in traditionally forbidden “free eating”: Keopuolani, his mother, and Kaahumanu, his kuhina nui (see the note at 471.8). For some time both women had ignored certain eating tabus without suffering any ill consequences. Liholiho’s decision to follow their example was all the harder because as a child he had been carefully instructed in the tabu rites of the priestly order, and because tradition held that only a chief who respected the ancient tabus, like Kamehameha I, would have a long reign (Kuykendall 1938, 67–68; Kamakau, 222–23).
 

Liholiho came up to Kailua as drunk as a piper] The feast at Kailua took place during the first week of November 1819, six months after the death of Kamehameha I (Kuykendall 1938, 68). According to Jarves, Kaahumanu

sent word to the king, that upon his arrival at Kailua, she should cast aside his god. To this he made no objection, but with his retainers pushed off in canoes from the shore, and remained on the water for two days, indulging in a drunken revel. Kaahumanu despatched a double canoe for him, in which he was brought to Kailua. (Jarves 1847, 109)

 They raised a revolt . . . idolatry and the tabu were dead in the land] Kamehameha II’s forces, commanded by the prime minister, Kalaimoku (see the note at 471.24), met the opposing force, under Kekuokalani (or Kekuaokalani), at Kuamoo on or about 20 December 1819. Kekuokalani, an ambitious chief who clung to the traditional ways, was Liholiho’s cousin, a son of Kamehameha I’s brother. He was killed at Kuamoo and his forces were routed. Other minor uprisings by disaffected traditionalists were quickly put down by Liholiho’s forces (Jarves 1847, 109–10; Malo et al., 337–40; W.D. Alexander, 170–71; Kuykendall 1938, 69).
 The missionary ship arrived in safety shortly afterward] The first missionary party, comprising seventeen adults and their children, left Boston in the brig Thaddeus in October 1819 and arrived on the west coast of the island of Hawaii on 30 March 1820 (Bingham, 69; Kuykendall 1938, 102).