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CHAPTER 27
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CHAPTER 27

Hurry, was the word! We wasted no time. Our party consisted of four persons—a blacksmith sixty years of age, two young lawyers, and myself. We bought a wagon and two miserable old horses. We put eighteen hundred pounds of provisions and mining tools in the wagon and drove out of Carson on a chilly December afternoonexplanatory note. The horses were so weak and old that we soon found that it would be better if one or two of us got out and walked. It was an improvement. Next, we found that it would be better if a third man got out. That was an improvement also. It

going to humboldt.
was at this time that I volunteered to drive, although I had never driven a harnessed horse before and many a man in such a position would have felt fairly excused from such a responsibility. But in a little while it was found that it would be a fine thing if the driver got out and walked also. It was at this time that I resigned the position of driver, and never resumed it again. Within the hour, we found that it would not only be better, but was absolutely necessary, that we four, taking turns, two at a time, should put our hands against the end of [begin page 180] the wagon and push it through the sand, leaving the feeble horses little to do but keep out of the way and hold up the tongue. Perhaps it is well for one to know his fate at first, and get reconciled to it. We had learned ours in one afternoon. It was plain that we had to walk through the sand and shove that wagon and those horses two hundred miles. So we accepted the situation, and from that time forth we never rode. More than that, we stood regular and nearly constant watches pushing up behind.

We made seven miles, and camped in the desert. Young Clagett (now member of Congress from Montana)explanatory note unharnessed and fed and watered the horses; Oliphantexplanatory note and I cut sage-brushemendation, built the fire and brought water to cook with; and old Mr. Ballou the blacksmithexplanatory note did the cooking. This division of labor, and this appointment, was adhered to throughout the journey. We had no tent, and so we slept under our blankets in the open plain. We were so tired that we slept soundly.

We were fifteen days making the trip—two hundred miles; thirteen, ratherexplanatory note, for we lay by a couple of days, in one place, to let the horses rest. We could really have accomplished the journey in ten days if we had towed the horses behind the wagon, but we did not think of that until it was too late, and so went on shoving the horses and the wagon too when we might have saved half the labor. Parties who met us, occasionally, advised us to put the horses in the wagon, but Mr. Ballou, through whose iron-clad earnestness no sarcasm could pierce, said that that would not do, because the provisions were exposed and would suffer, the horses being “bituminous from long deprivation.” The reader will excuse me from translating. What Mr. Ballou customarily meant, when he used a long word, was a secret between himself and his Maker. He was one of the best and kindest hearted men that ever graced a humble sphere of life. He was gentleness and simplicity itself—and unselfishness, too. Although he was more than twice as old as the eldest of us, he never gave himself any airs, privileges, or exemptions on that account. He did a young man’s share of the work; and did his share of conversing and entertaining from the general stand-point of any age—not from the arrogant, overawing summit-height of sixty years. His one striking peculiarity was his Partingtonian [begin page 181] fashionexplanatory note of loving and using big words for their own sakes, and independent of any bearing they might have upon the thought he was purposing to convey. He always let his ponderous syllables fall with an easy unconsciousness that left them wholly without offensiveness. In truth his air was so natural and so simple that one was always catching himself accepting his stately sentences as meaning something, when they really meant nothing in the world. If a word was long and grand and resonant, that was sufficient to win the old man’s love, and he would drop that word into the most out-of-the-way place in a sentence or a subject, and be as pleased with it as if it were perfectly luminous with meaning.

ballou’s bedfellow.

We four always spread our common stock of blankets together on the frozen ground, and slept side by side; and finding that our foolish, long-legged hound pup had a deal of animal heat in him, Oliphant got to admitting him to the bed, between himself and Mr. Ballou, hugging the dog’s warm back to his breast and finding great comfort in it. But in the night the pup would get stretchy and brace his feet against the old man’s back and shove, grunting complacently the while; and now and then, being warm and snug, grateful and happy, he would paw the old man’s back simply in excess of comfort; and at yet other times he would dream of the chase and in his sleep tug at the old man’s back hair and bark in his ear. The old gentleman complained mildly about these familiarities, at last, and when he got through with his statement he said that such [begin page 182] a dog as that was not a proper animal to admit to bed with tired men, because he was “so meretricious in his movements and so organic in his emotions.” We turned the dog out.

It was a hard, wearing, toilsome journey, but it had its bright side; for after each day was done and our wolfish hunger appeased with a hot supper of fried bacon, bread, molasses and black coffee, the pipe-smoking, song-singing and yarn-spinning around the evening camp-fire in the still solitudes of the desert was a happy, carefree sort of recreation that seemed the very summit and culmination of earthly luxury. It is a kind of life that has a potent charm for all men, whether city or country-bred. We are descended from desert-lounging Arabs, and countless ages of growth toward perfect civilization have failed to root out of us the nomadic instinct. We all confess to a gratified thrill at the thought of “camping out.”

pleasures of camping out.

[begin page 183] Once we made twenty-five miles in a day, and once we made forty miles (through the Great American Desertexplanatory note), and ten miles beyond—fifty in all—in twenty-three hours, without halting to eat, drink or rest. To stretch out and go to sleep, even on stony and frozen ground, after pushing a wagon and two horses fifty miles, is a delight so supreme that for the moment it almost seems cheap at the price.

We camped two days in the neighborhood of the “Sink of the Humboldt.”explanatory note We tried to use the strong alkaline water of the Sink, but it would not answer. It was like drinking lye, and not weak lye, either. It left a taste in the mouth, bitter and every way execrable, and a burning in the stomach that was very uncomfortable. We put molasses in it, but that helped it very little; we added a pickle, yet the alkali was the prominent taste, and so it was unfit for drinking. The coffee we made of this water was the meanest compound man has yet invented. It was really viler to the taste than the unameliorated water itself. Mr. Ballou, being the architect and builder of the beverage,emendation felt constrained to endorse and uphold it, and so drank half a cup, by little sips, making shift to praise it faintly the while, but finally threw out the remainder, and said frankly it was “too technical for him.”

But presently we found a spring of fresh water, convenient, and then, with nothing to mar our enjoyment, and no stragglers to interrupt it, we entered into our rest.

Editorial Emendations CHAPTER 27
  sage-brush (C)  ●  sage-  |  brush (A) 
  beverage, (C)  ●  beverage  (A) 
Explanatory Notes CHAPTER 27
  [begin page 627] We . . . drove out of Carson on a chilly December afternoon] Clemens left Carson City with three companions (identified below) during the first or second week of December 1861 and was away approximately seven weeks, returning by the end of January 1862. For his other accounts of this trip to Humboldt see his letter of 30 January 1862 to his mother (published in the Keokuk Gate City), his letter of 12 February 1866 to the Virginia City Territorial Enterprise, and chapter 27 of The Innocents Abroad (SLC 1862a, 1866d, 1869a).
 Young Clagett (now member of Congress from Montana)] William Horace Clagett (1838–1901) was an old friend of Clemens’s from Keokuk, Iowa, who arrived in Nevada Territory in September 1861. Having recently been appointed notary public for Unionville, he was now on his way there to assume his duties. In 1866, after serving as a representative in the Nevada territorial and state legislatures, Clagett left his Virginia City law practice and relocated to Montana. Elected Republican congressman from Montana in August 1871 (at which time Clemens inserted the parenthetical identification), he served in Washington, D.C., from December 1871 to March 1873 ( L1 , 123 n. 1, 150–51 n. 4; Clagett, 9, 16; BDUSC , 777).
 Oliphant] A fictional name for Augustus W. (Gus) Oliver (1835–1921), a lawyer who in 1860 emigrated from Maine to California and afterward to Carson City, where he worked briefly as a journalist. Recently appointed probate judge for Humboldt County, he, like Clagett, was traveling there to take up his post. His later career took him to California, where he was employed as a schoolteacher and a judge ( L1 , 150–51 n. 4; biographical information courtesy of H. LeRoy Oliver).
 old Mr. Ballou the blacksmith] Cornbury S. Tillou, a Carson City blacksmith and jack-of-all-trades. Oliver later noted that Tillou was “a Frenchman, an elderly man,” but according to the 1860 census he was born about 1820, and was therefore not “sixty years of age,” as Mark Twain describes him (Oliver to A. B. Paine, 24 Apr 1910, in Delaney, 3; Carson County Census , 133; L1 , 150–51, n. 4).
 We were fifteen days making the trip—two hundred miles; thirteen, rather] Clemens wrote his mother on 30 January 1862 that he had arrived in Unionville after “pushing that wagon nearly 200 miles, and taking eleven days to do it in” ( L1 , 149).
 his Partingtonian fashion] Benjamin P. Shillaber (1814–90), an American journalist and humorist, was the creator of Mrs. Ruth Partington, a New England widow given to malapropisms whose sayings were widely reprinted in American newspapers during Clemens’s apprentice years. In May 1852 Shillaber had published Clemens’s sketch “The Dandy Frightening the Squatter” in his magazine, the Boston [begin page 628] Carpet-Bag; he and Clemens met sometime before Roughing It was written [ ET&S1 , 63–65; Shillaber to SLC, 1 Jan 70, CU-MARK).
 the Great American Desert] Sam and Orion Clemens had crossed this desert from east to west in the overland-mail stagecoach in August 1861 (see the note at 130.1–24). Traveling to Unionville, Clemens and his party left the overland route at Ragtown Station and struck out across the desert through miles of “sand to the fetlock,” alkali flats, and the slough of the Humboldt River (Doctor 1862a; see supplement B, map 2).
 the “Sink of the Humboldt.”] This inhospitable marsh containing Humboldt Lake is about eighty-five miles northeast of Carson City. A traveler crossing the Sink in October 1863 described it as “a large, dry, depressed plain, white with alkali, and glittering in the fierce rays of the sun like some polished crust of snow” (“Washoe as It Is,” Sacramento Union, 2 Feb 64, 1).