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CHAPTER 10
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CHAPTER 10

Really and truly, two-thirdsemendation of the talk of drivers and conductors had been about this man Slade, ever since the day before we reached Julesburg. In order that the eastern reader may have a clear conception of what a Rocky Mountain desperado is, in his highest state of development, I will reduce all this mass of overland gossip to one straightforward narrativeexplanatory note, and present it in the following shape:

Slade was born in Illinois, of good parentageexplanatory note. At about twenty-six years of age he killed a man in a quarrel and fled the countryexplanatory note. At St. Joseph, Missouri, he joined one of the early California-bound emigrant trains, and was given the post of train-master. One day on the plains he had an angry dispute with one of his wagon-drivers, and both drew their revolvers. But the driver was the quicker artist, and had his weapon cocked first. So Slade said it was a pity to waste life on so small a matter, and proposed that the pistols be thrown on the ground and the quarrel settled by a fist-fight. The unsuspecting driver agreed, and threw down his pistol—whereupon Slade laughed at his simplicity, and shot him deadexplanatory note!

He made his escape, and lived a wild life for a whileemendation, dividing his time between fighting Indians and avoiding an Illinois sheriff, who had been sent to arrest him for his first murder. It is said that in one Indian battle he killed three savages with his own hand, and afterward cut their ears off and sent them, with his compliments, to the chief of the tribeexplanatory note.

Slade soon gained a name for fearless resolution, and this was sufficient merit to procure for him the important post of overland division-agent at Julesburg, in place of Mr. Jules, removed. For some time previously, the company’s horses had been frequently stolen, and the coaches delayed, by gangs of outlaws, who were wont to laugh at the idea of any man’s having the temerity to resent [begin page 61] such outrages. Slade resented them promptly. The outlawsemendation

a proposed fist-fight.
soon found that the new agent was a man who did not fear anything that breathed the breath of life. He made short work of all offenders. The result was that delays ceased, the company’s property was let alone, and no matter what happened or who suffered, Slade’s coaches went through, every time! True, in order to bring about this wholesome change, Slade had to kill several men—some say three, others say four, and others six—but the world was the richer for their loss. The first prominent difficulty he had was with the ex-agent Jules, who bore the reputation of being a reckless and desperate man himself. Jules hated Slade for supplanting him, [begin page 62] and a good fair occasion for a fight was all he was waiting for. By and by Slade dared to employ a man whom Jules had once discharged. Next, Slade seized a team of stage-horses which he accused Jules of having driven off and hidden somewhere for his own use. War was declared, and for a day or two the two men walked warily about the streets, seeking each other, Jules armed with a double-barreled shotgunemendation, and Slade with his history-creating revolver. Finally, as Slade stepped into a store, Jules poured the contents of his gun into him from behind the door. Slade was pluck, and Jules got several bad pistol wounds in return. Then both men fell, and were carried to their respective lodgings, both swearing that better aim should do deadlier work next time. Both were bedriddenemendation a long time, but Jules got on his feet first, and gathering his possessions together, packed them on a couple of mules, and fled to the Rocky Mountains to gather strength in safety against the day of reckoning. For many months he was not seen or heard of, and was gradually dropped out of the remembrance of all save Slade [begin page 63] himself. But Slade was not the man
from behind the door.
to forget him. On the contrary, common report said that Slade kept a reward standing for his capture, dead or aliveexplanatory note!

After a whileemendation, seeing that Slade’s energetic administration had restored peace and order to one of the worst divisions of the road, the overland stage company transferred him to the Rocky Ridge division in the Rocky Mountains, to see if he could perform a like miracle there. It was the very paradise of outlaws and desperadoes. There was absolutely no semblance of law there. Violence was the rule. Force was the only recognized authority. The commonest misunderstandings were settled on the spot with the revolver or the knife. Murders were done in open day, and with sparkling frequency, and nobody thought of inquiring into them. It was considered that the parties who did the killing had their private reasons for it; for other people to meddle would have been looked upon as indelicate. After a murder, all that Rocky Mountain etiquette required of a spectator was, that he should help the gentleman bury his game—otherwise his churlishness would surely be remembered against him the first time he killed a man himself and needed a neighborly turn in interring him.

Slade took up his residence sweetly and peacefully in the midst of this hive of horse-thieves and assassins, and the very first time one of them aired his insolent swaggerings in his presence he shot him dead! He began a raid on the outlaws, and in a singularly short space of time he had completely stopped their depredations on the stage stock, recovered a large number of stolen horses, killed several of the worst desperadoes of the district, and gained such a dread ascendancy over the rest that they respected him, admired him, feared him, obeyed him! He wrought the same marvelous change in the ways of the community that had marked his administration at Overland City. He captured two men who had stolen overlandemendation stock, and with his own hands he hanged them. He was supreme judge in his district, and he was jury and executioner likewise—and not only in the case of offensesemendation against his employers, but against passing emigrants as well. Onemendation one occasionemendation some emigrants had their stock lostemendation or stolen, and told Slade, who chancedemendation to visit their camp. With a single companion he rodeemendation to a ranch, the owners of which he suspected, and opening the door, commenced firingemendation, killing three,emendation and wounding the fourthexplanatory note.

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slade as executioner.

From a bloodthirstily interesting little Montana book* I take this paragraph:emendation

While on the road, Slade held absolute swayemendation. He would ride down to a station, get into a quarrel, turn the house out of windows, and maltreat the occupants most cruelly. The unfortunates had no means of redress, and were compelled to recuperate as best they could. On one of these occasions, it is said, he killed the father of the fine little half-breed boy, Jemmy, whom he adopted, and who lived with his widow after his execution.emendation Storiesemendation of Slade’semendation hanging men, and of innumerable assaults, shootings, stabbings and beatings, in which he was a principal actor, form part of the legends of the stage line.emendation Asemendation for minor quarrels and shootings, it is absolutely certain that a minute history of Slade’s life would be one long record of such practices.textual note emendation

Slade was a matchless marksman with a navy revolver. The legends say that one morning at Rocky Ridge, when he was feeling comfortable, he saw a man approaching who had offended him some days before—observe the fine memory he had for matters like that—and, “Gentlemen,” said Slade, drawing, “it is a good twenty-yard shot—I’ll clip the third button on his coat!” Which he


*“Theemendation Vigilantes of Montana,” by Prof. Thos. J. Dimsdaleexplanatory note. [begin page 65] did. The bystanders all admired it. And they all attended the funeral, too.

On one occasion a man who kept a little whisky-shelf at the station did something which angered Slade—and went and made his will. A day or two afterward Slade came in and called for some brandy. The man reached under the counter (ostensibly to get a bottle—possibly to get something else), but Slade smiled upon him that peculiarly bland and satisfied smile of his which the neighbors had long ago learned to recognize as a death-warrant in disguise, and told himemendation “none of that!—pass out the high-priced article.”textual note So the poor barkeeperemendation had to turn his back and get the highpriced brandy from the shelf; and when he faced around again he was looking into the muzzle of Slade’s pistol. “And the next instant,” added my informant, impressively, “he was one of the deadest men that ever livedexplanatory note.”

an unpleasant view.

The stage-drivers and conductors told us that sometimes Slade would leave a hated enemy wholly unmolested, unnoticed and unmentioned, for weeks together—had done it once or twice at any rate. And some said they believed he did it in order to lull the victims [begin page 66] into unwatchfulness, so that he could get the advantage of them, and others said they believed he saved up an enemy that way, just as a school-boyemendation saves up a cake, and made the pleasure go as far as it would by gloating over the anticipation. One of these cases was that of a Frenchman who had offended Slade. To the surprise of everybody Slade did not kill him on the spot, but let him alone for a considerable time. Finally, however, he went to the Frenchman’s house very late one night, knocked, and when his enemy opened the door, shot him dead—pushed the corpse inside the door with his foot, set the house on fire and burned up the dead man, his widow and three children! I heard this story from several different people, and they evidently believed what they were saying. It may be true, and it may not. “Give a dog a bad name,” etc.

Slade was captured, once, by a party of men who intended to lynch him. They disarmed him, and shut him up in a strong log houseemendation, and placed a guard over him. He prevailed on his captors to send for his wife, so that he might have a last interview with her. She was a brave, loving, spirited woman. She jumped on a horse and rode for life and death. When she arrived they let her in without searching her, and before the door could be closed she whipped out a couple of revolvers, and she and her lord marched forth defying the party. And then, under a brisk fire, they mounted double and galloped away unharmedexplanatory note!

In the fulness of time Slade’s myrmidons captured his ancient enemy Jules, whom they found in a well-chosen hiding-place in the remote fastnesses of the mountains, gaining a precarious livelihood with his rifle. They brought him to Rocky Ridge, bound hand and foot, and deposited him in the middle of the cattle-yard with his back against a post. It is said that the pleasure that lit Slade’s face when he heard of it was something fearful to contemplate. He examined his enemy to see that he was securely tied, and then went to bed, content to wait till morning before enjoying the luxury of killing him. Jules spent the night in the cattle-yard, and it is a region where warm nights are never known. In the morning Slade practicedemendation on him with his revolver, nipping the flesh here and there, and occasionally clipping off a finger, while Jules begged him to kill him outright and put him out of his misery. Finally Slade reloaded, and walking up close to his victim, made some characteristic remarks [begin page 67] and then dispatched him. The body lay there half a day, nobody venturing to touch it without orders, and then Slade detailed a party and assisted at the burial himself. But he first cut off the dead man’s ears and put them in his vest pocket, where he carried them for some time with great satisfaction. That is the story as I have frequently heard it told and seen it in print in California newspapers. It is doubtless correct in all essential particularsexplanatory note.

In due time we rattled up to a stage stationexplanatory note emendation, and sat down to breakfast with a half-savage, half-civilized company of armed and bearded mountaineers, ranchmen and station employésemendation. The most gentlemanly-appearing, quiet and affable officer we had yet found along the road in the Overland Company’s service was the person who sat at the head of the table, at my elbow. Never youth stared and shivered as I did when I heard them call him Slade!

Here was romance, and I sitting face to face with it!—looking upon it—touching it—hobnobbing with it, as it were! Here, right by my side, was the actual ogre who, in fights and brawls and various ways, had taken the lives of twenty-six human beings, or all men lied about him! I suppose I was the proudest stripling that ever traveled to see strange lands and wonderful people.

He was so friendly and so gentle-spokenexplanatory note that I warmed to him in spite of his awful history. It was hardly possible to realize that this pleasant person was the pitiless scourge of the outlaws, the raw-head-and-bloody-bones the nursing mothers of the mountains terrified their children with. And to this day I can remember nothing remarkable about Slade except that his face was rather broad across the cheek bones, and that the cheek bones were low and the lips peculiarly thin and straightexplanatory note. But that was enough to leave something of an effect upon me, for since then I seldom see a face possessing those characteristics without fancying that the owner of it is a dangerous man.

The coffee ran out. At least it was reduced to one tin-cupfulemendation, and Slade was about to take it when he saw that my cup was empty. He politely offered to fill it, but although I wanted it, I politely declined. I was afraid he had not killed anybody that morning, and might be needing diversion. But still with firm politeness he insisted on filling my cup, and said I had traveled all night and better deserved it than he—and while he talked he placidly poured the [begin page 68]

unappreciated politeness.
fluid, to the last drop. I thanked him and drank it, but it gave me no comfort, for I could not feel sure that he would not be sorry, presently, that he had given it away, and proceed to kill me to distract his thoughts from the loss. But nothing of the kind occurred. We left him with only twenty-six dead people to account for, and I felt a tranquil satisfaction in the thought that in so judiciously taking care of No. 1 at that breakfast-table I had pleasantly escaped being No. 27. Slade came out to the coach and saw us off, first ordering certain reärrangements of the mail-bags for our comfort, and then we took leave of him, satisfied that we should hear of him again, some day, and wondering in what connection.

Editorial Emendations CHAPTER 10
  two-thirds (C)  •  two thirds (A) 
  a while (C)  •  awhile (A) 
  outlaws (C)  •  out-  |  laws (A) 
  shotgun (C)  •  shot gun (A) 
  bedridden (C)  •  bed-  |  ridden (A) 
  a while (C)  •  awhile (A) 
  overland (C)  •  over-  |  land (A) 
  offenses (C)  •  offences (A) 
  On (A)  •  [¶] Sometimes Slade acted as a lyncher. On (VoM) 
  occasion (A)  •  occasion, (VoM) 
  lost (A)  •  either lost (VoM) 
  chanced (A)  •  happened (VoM) 
  With a single companion he rode (A)  •  He rode, with a single companion, (VoM) 
  firing (A)  •  firing at them (VoM) 
  three, (A)  •  three  (VoM) 
  From . . . paragraph: (A)  •  not in  (VoM) 
  held absolute sway (A)  •  ruled supreme (VoM) 
  execution. (A)  •  execution. He was a gentle, well-behaved child, remarkable for his beautiful, soft black eyes, and for his polite address. (VoM) 
  Stories (A)  •  [¶] Stories (VoM) 
  Slade’s (A)  •  his (VoM) 
  line. (A)  •  line; nevertheless, such is the veneration still cherished for him by many of the old stagers, that any insult offered to his memory would be fearfully and quickly avenged. Whatever he did to others, he was their friend, they say; and so they will say and feel till the tomb closes over the last of his old friends and comrades of the Overland. (VoM) 
  As (A)  •  [¶] As (VoM) 
  practices. (A)  •  practices. He was feared a great deal more, generally, than the Almighty, from Kearney, West. There was, it seems, something in his bold recklessness, lavish generosity, and firm attachment to his friends, whose quarrel he would back, everywhere and at any time, that endeared him to the wild denizens of the prairie, and this personal attachment it is that has cast a veil over his faults, so dark that his friends could never see his real character, or believe their idol to be a blood-stained desperado. (VoM) 
  *“The (C)  •  centered *“The (A) 
  him (C)  •  him to (A) 
  barkeeper (C)  •  bar-keeper (A) 
  school-boy (C)  •  schoolboy (A) 
  log house (C)  •  log-house (A) 
  practiced (C)  •  practised (A) 
  stage station (C)  •  stage-station (A) 
  employés (C)  •  employees (A) 
  tin-cupful (C)  •  tin-  |  cupful (A) 
Textual Notes CHAPTER 10
 While . . . practices.] Mark Twain took this extract, as he states at 64n.1, from Thomas Dimsdale’s Vigilantes of Montana (VoM). As the copy-text headings in Emendations indicate, he used the material [begin page 937] from the book out of order. Having already borrowed paragraph 2 on page 175 of VoM (with only slight rewording) for the passage at 63.35–39, he then quoted from paragraphs 1, 4, and 3 on the same page. The material he excluded is reported as an emendation; one sentence from paragraph 3 he used later, in chapter 11 (69.17–18).
 told him “none of that!—pass out the high-priced article.”] The A reading (“told him to ‘none of that!—pass out the high-priced article.’ ”) probably resulted from an incomplete revision, as if Mark Twain first wrote “told him to ‘pass out the high-priced article’ ” and then inserted “none of that!” without recognizing the mixed construction. Emendation of “to” corrects the oversight.
Explanatory Notes CHAPTER 10
 I will reduce all this mass of overland gossip to one straightforward narrative] Slade’s biographers, from Mark Twain’s time to the present, have found it impossible to distinguish fact from fiction. Mark Twain first described his meeting with Slade in an “Around the World” letter published in the Buffalo Express on 22 January 1870 (SLC 1870b). In this much fuller account in chapters 10 and 11, he combined popular [begin page 585] lore with accurate history, relying on his own recollection of “overland gossip” and early 1860s newspaper reports, on Orion’s letter of 11 March 1871, and on chapter 23 of Thomas J. Dimsdale’s Vigilantes of Montana (166–77), a book that he later explicitly identifies as a source (see 64.1). Mark Twain probably received a copy of Dimsdale’s book from Hezekiah Hosmer of Virginia City, Montana Territory, to whom he had written on 15 September 1870, requesting newspaper documentation about Slade (MtHI). See the Introduction, page 811.
 Slade was born in Illinois, of good parentage] Dimsdale states merely that Slade “was raised in Clinton County, Ill., and was a member of a highly respectable family” (166). In fact he was born in 1829 or 1830 in Carlyle, Illinois, a town founded by his father, Charles Slade—a mill owner, merchant, and legislator who served in Congress briefly before his death in 1834. His mother, born Mary D. Kane, came from a wealthy and influential family (McClernan, 13, 22 n. 8, 37–42; Callaway, 97–98).
 At about twenty-six years of age he killed a man in a quarrel and fled the country] Dimsdale asserts that “Slade was, at the time of his coming West, a fugitive from justice in Illinois, where he killed a man with whom he had been quarreling,” by throwing a stone at his head. No source giving Slade’s age as twenty-six at the time has been found (Dimsdale, 175–76).
 he had an angry dispute with one of his wagon-drivers . . . and shot him dead] Dimsdale does not report this story, but Orion set down a version of it in his 11 March 1871 letter (supplement A, item 3). Slade’s career in the late 1850s, before his employment as a division agent, has not been documented. There is some evidence that he worked with a freighting company on the overland trail, or possibly for John M. Hockaday and Company, which transported mail over the route in 1858–59. The incident Mark Twain describes may or may not have occurred, but the story was widely repeated, in several different versions. The brothers could have heard it on their overland trip, or read it during their stay in Nevada: it appeared in the Carson City Silver Age in June 1862 (Chapman, 184–85; Bloss, 86–87; Hafen, 109–110; Callaway, 113; McClernan, 26–27; “A Disreputable Agent,” Sacramento Union, 24 June 62, 2, reprinting the Carson City Silver Age of 21 June).
 he killed three savages . . . and afterward cut their ears off and sent them . . . to the chief of the tribe] No source for this episode has been discovered, although its atrocities are like those commonly attributed to Slade (McClernan, 42–43).
 the important post of overland division-agent at Julesburg, in place of Mr. Jules . . . dead or alive] Jules Bene (see the note at 40.5), a [begin page 586] dishonest station keeper, was dismissed when Slade took charge of the division; Slade, under orders to recover stolen company property, seized some horses from him. Mark Twain’s version of the ensuing feud follows Dimsdale for the most part, but incorporates from Orion’s report the detail that the two men fired at each other through a doorway, while Dimsdale and others assert that Jules attacked Slade when he was unarmed (Dimsdale, 173–75; Thrapp, 1:92; supplement A, item 3; McClernan, 13; Callaway, 102, 106–7; Langford, 2:293–95).
 On one occasion . . . killing three, and wounding the fourth] Mark Twain copied these two sentences almost verbatim from Dimsdale (175).
 Prof. Thos. J. Dimsdale] Thomas J. Dimsdale (1831–66), an educated Englishman suffering from tuberculosis, went to Virginia City, Idaho Territory, in the summer of 1863, seeking improved health. (On 26 May 1864 this area became part of the newly formed territory of Montana.) He taught school, served as the territory’s first superintendent of public instruction, and edited the Montana Post, its first newspaper of consequence. The Vigilantes of Montana, based on a series of articles which appeared in the Post in 1865–66, was published shortly before his death (DeGolyer, ix).
 he saw a man approaching who had offended him . . . one of the deadest men that ever lived] No source for these two alleged murders has been identified. The account here became itself part of the tradition in which “every sort of homicidal exploit was attributed to Slade,” most or even all of which are probably “unworthy of belief” (Callaway, 112–13).
 a Frenchman who had offended Slade . . . they mounted double and galloped away unharmed] Dimsdale does not recount these incidents. Orion set down a version of them, and they were also reported in the Carson City Silver Age in June 1862. Both accounts link the two incidents, identifying one of the would-be lynchers and his family as the victims of the burning (supplement A, item 3; “A Disreputable Agent,” Sacramento Union, 24 June 62, 2, reprinting the Carson City Silver Age of 21 June).
 Slade’s myrmidons captured his ancient enemy Jules . . . correct in all essential particulars] This incident probably took place in 1860. Mark Twain first made passing reference to it in his January 1870 “Around the World” letter (SLC 1870b). His account here is greatly expanded, but does not seem to draw on either Orion’s or Dimsdale’s versions, from which it varies considerably. He may well have seen a report published in western newspapers in June 1862, which claimed that Jules begged Slade to spare his life in return for “his entire stock, which was valued at $3,000,” and which also noted that Slade put [begin page 587] Jules’s ears in his pocket, remarking that he planned to “make soup of them” (“The Overland Mail Troubles,” San Francisco Alta California, 23 June 62, 1, reprinting the Carson City Silver Age of 19 June). Nathaniel P. Langford, in his authoritative 1890 account, establishes that there is little doubt that Slade acted in self-defense, that Jules was the vengeful aggressor, that Slade’s contemporaries felt his killing of Jules was justified under the circumstances, and that the reports of Jules’s torture were greatly exaggerated, if not utterly false (supplement A, item 3; Dimsdale, 174–75; Thrapp, 1:92, 3:1318; Langford, 2:295–301).
 we rattled up to a stage station] Before writing Roughing It Clemens mentioned breakfasting with Slade at Rocky Ridge Station (which they reached on the morning of 3 August, the ninth day of their trip) on three different occasions: in his January 1870 “Around the World” letter, in his September 1870 letter to Hosmer, and in his March 1871 letter to Orion (see the notes at 58.36–38, 60.5–6, and 66.24–67.7). In the Roughing It chronology, he moved the encounter with Slade to the morning of the eighth day, leaving the location—the name of the station and its distance from St. Joseph—deliberately vague.
 He was so friendly and so gentle-spoken] Dimsdale noted that Slade was “a kind hearted and intelligent gentleman” when alcohol had not transformed him into “a reckless demon,” and reported that “no man in the Territory had a greater faculty of attracting the favorable notice of even strangers” (Dimsdale, 167). William F. (“Buffalo Bill”) Cody, who worked under Slade for two years as a pony-express rider and stage driver, described him as kind, generous, and concerned for the welfare of his employees. A year before the Clemenses’ trip, Slade had been so solicitous of a baby girl in Richard Burton’s party of travelers that he drove them part of the way in his own buckboard with “an outriding escort” of “sixteen of the most villainous cut throats on the Plains” (Hale, 7–8; Cody, 104–5).
 his face was rather broad . . . lips peculiarly thin and straight] Mark Twain chose not to use all of the description that Orion provided (supplement A, item 3). An 1862 newspaper story reported that Slade was “of small stature, very wiry, with sharp cheek bones, an aquiline nose and brown hair” (“A Disreputable Agent,” Sacramento Union, 24 June 62, 2, reprinting the Carson City Silver Age of 21 June).