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Chapter XIII.
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Well, I catched my breath,historical collation and most fainted. Shut up on a wreck with such a gang as that! But it warn’t no time to be sentimentering. We’d got to find that boat, now—had to have it for ourselves. So we went a-quaking and shaking down the stabboardemendation side, and slow work it was, too—seemed a week before we got to the stern. No sign of a boat. Jim said he didn’t believe he could go any further—so scared he hadn’t hardly any strength left, he said. But I said come on, if wealteration in the MS get left on this wreck, we are in a fix,alteration in the MS sure. So on we prowled, again. We struck for the stern of the texas, and found it, and then scrabbled along forwardsalteration in the MS on the skylight, hanging on from shutter to shutter, for the edge of the skylight was in the water. When we got pretty close to the cross-hallemendation doorexplanatory note, there was the skiff, sure enough!alteration in the MShistorical collationI could just barely see her. I felt ever soalteration in the MS thankfulemendation. In another second I would aalteration in the MS been aboard of her; but just then the door opened. One of the men stuck his head out, only about a couple of foot from me, and I thought I was gone; but he jerked it in again, and says:

“Heave that blameemendation lantern out o’ sight, Bill!”

He flung a bag of something into the boat, and then got in,historical collation himself, and set down. It was Packard. Then Bill he come out and got in. Packard says, in a low voice:

“All ready—shove off!”alteration in the MS

[begin page 87] I couldn’talteration in the MS emendation hardly hang ontoemendation the shutters, I was so weak.alteration in the MS But Bill says:

“Hold on—’d you go through him?”

“No. Didn’t you?”

“No. So he’s got his share o’ the cash, yet.”

“Well, then, come along—no use to take truck and leave money.”

“Say—won’t he suspicion what we’re up to?”

“Maybe he won’t. But we got to have it anyway. Come along.”

So they got out and went in.emendation

The door slammed to, because it was on the careened side; and in a half secondemendation I was in the boat, and Jim come a-tumblinghistorical collation after me. I out with my knife and cut the rope, and away we went!

We didn’t touch an oar, and we didn’t speakhistorical collation nor whisper, nor hardly even breathe. We went gliding swift along, dead silent, past the tip of thealteration in the MS paddle-boxhistorical collation, and pastemendation the stern; then in a second or two more we was a hundred yards below the wreckalteration in the MS, and the darkness soaked her up, every last sign of her, and we was safe, and knowed it.

When we was threealteration in the MS or four hundred yards down stream, we see the lantern show like a little spark at the texas door, for a second, and we knowed by that that the rascalsalteration in the MS had missed their boat, and was beginning to understand that they was in just as much trouble, now, as Jim Turner was.

Then Jim manned the oars, and we took out after our raft. Now was the first time that I begun to worry about the men—I reckon I hadn’t had time to,historical collation before. I begun to think how dreadful it was, even for murderers, to be in such a fix. I says to myself, therealteration in the MS ain’t no telling but I might come to be a murderer myself, yet, and then how would I like it? So says Iemendation to Jim:

“The first light we see, we’ll land a hundred yards below it or above it, in a place where it’s a good hiding placehistorical collation for you and the skiff, and then I’ll go and fix up some kind of a yarn, and get somebody to go for that gang and get them out of their scrape, so they can be hung when their time comes.”

But that idea was a failure; for pretty soon it begun to storm again, and this time worse than ever. The rain poured down, and never a light showed; everybody in bed, I reckon. We boomed along down [begin page 88] the river, watching for lights and watching for our raft. After aalteration in the MS long timealteration in the MS the rain let up, but the clouds staidemendation textual note, and the lightning kept whimpering, and by and byhistorical collation a flash showed us a black thing ahead, floating, and we made for it.

It was the raft, and mighty glad was we to get aboard of it again. We seenemendation a light, now, away down to the right, on shore. So I said I would go for it. The skiff was half full of plunder which that gang had stole, there on the wreck. We hustled it onto the raft in a pile, and I told Jim to floatalteration in the MS along down, and show a light when he judged he had gone about twoalteration in the MS mileemendation and keep it burning till I come;alteration in the MS then I manned my oars and shoved for the light. As I got down towards it, three or four more showed—up on a hillside. It was a village. I closed in above the shore-light, and laid on my oars and floated. As I went by, I seealteration in the MS it was a lantern hanging on the jackstaffemendation of a double-hull ferry boathistorical collation. Everything was dead still, nobody stirring. I floated in under the stern, made fast, and clumb aboard.historical collation I skimmed around for the watchman, a-wondering whereabouts he slept;alteration in the MS and by and byhistorical collation I found him roosting on the bitts, forward, with his head down between his knees. I give his shoulder two or three little shoves, and begun to cry.

He stirred up, in a kind of a startlish way; but when he see it was only me, he took a good gap and stretch, and then he says:

“Hello, what’s up? Don’t cry, bub.alteration in the MS What’s the trouble?”

I says:

“Papalteration in the MS, and mam, and sis, and—historical collation

Then I broke down. He says:

Ohistorical collation, dang it, now, don’t take on so, we all has to have our troubles,historical collation and this’n ’llalteration in the MS come out all right. What’s the matter with ’em?”

“They’re—they’re—are you the watchman of the boat?”

“Yes,” he says, kind of pretty-well-satisfied like.emendation “I’m the captain,historical collation and the owner, and the mate, and the pilot,alteration in the MS and watchman,alteration in the MS and head deck-hand; and sometimes I’m the freight and passengers. I ain’t as rich as old Jim Hornback, and I can’t be so blame’ generous and good to Tom, Dick and Harry as whatalteration in the MS he is, and slam around money the way he does,historical collation but I’ve told him a many a time’t I wouldn’t trade places with him; for, says I, a sailor’s life’s the life for meexplanatory note, and I’m dernedemendation if I’dhistorical collation live two mile out o’ town, where there ain’t nothing [begin page 89] ever goin’ on, not for all his spondulicks and as much more on top of it. Says I—historical collation

I broke in and says:

“They’re in an awful peck of trouble, and—historical collation

Who is?”

“Why, pap, and mam, and sis, and Miss Hooker; and if you’d take your ferry boathistorical collation and go up there—historical collation

“Up where? Where are they?”

“On the wreck.”

hello, what’s up?

“What wreck?”

“Why, there ain’t but one.”

“What, you don’t mean the Walter alteration in the MS Scott explanatory note?”

“Yes.”

“Good land! what are they doin’ there, for gracious sakes?”

“Well, they didn’t go there a-purpose.”

“I bet they didn’t! Why, great goodness,alteration in the MS there ain’t no chance for ’emalteration in the MS if they don’t git off mighty quick! Why, how in the nation did they ever git into such a scrape?”

[begin page 90] “Easy enough. Miss Hooker was a-visiting, up there toemendation the town—historical collation

“Yes, Booth’s Landing—go on.”

“She was a visitinghistorical collation, there at Booth’s Landing, and just in the edge of the evening she started over with her nigger woman in the horse-ferry, to stay all night at her friend’s house, Miss What-you-may-call-her, I disremember her name, and they lost their steering-oar,emendation textual note and swung around and went a-floatingemendation down, stern-first, about two mile, and saddle-baggsedemendation on the wreck, and the ferry man and the nigger woman and the horses was all lost, but Miss Hooker she made a grab andalteration in the MS got aboard the wreck. Well, about an hour after dark, we come along down in our trading-scow, and it was so dark we didn’t notice the wreck till we was right on it; and so we saddle-baggsedemendation; but all of us was saved but Bill Whipple—and oh, he was the best cretur!alteration in the MS—I most wish’temendation it had been me, I do.”

“My George! it’shistorical collation the beatenest thing I ever struck. And then what did you all do?”emendation

“Well, we hollered and took on, but it’s so wide,historical collation there, we couldn’t make nobody hear. So pap said somebody got toemendation getalteration in the MS ashore and get help,historical collation somehow. I was the only one that could swim;historical collation so I made a dash for it, and Miss Hooker sheemendation said if I didn’t strike help sooner, come here and hunt up her uncle, and he’d fix the thing. I made the land about a mile below, and been fooling along ever since, trying to get people to do something, but they said, ‘What, in such a night and such a current? there ain’t no sense in it; go for the steam-ferry.’ Now ifemendation alteration in the MS you’ll go, and—historical collation

“By Jackson, I’d like to, and blamealteration in the MS it I don’t know but I will; but who in the dingnation’s agoin’ to pay for it? Do you reckon your pap—historical collation

“Why that’s historical collation all right. Miss Hooker she told me, particular, that her uncle Hornback—historical collation

“Great guns! is he her uncle? Looky here, you break for that lightalteration in the MS over yonder-way, and turn out west when you git there, and about a quarter of a mile out you’ll come to the tavern; tell ’em to dart you out to Jim Hornback’s,historical collation and he’ll foot the bill. And don’t you fool aroundalteration in the MS any, because he’ll want to know the news. Tell him I’ll have his niece all safe before he can get to town.alteration in the MS Hump yourself, now; I’m agoingalteration in the MS up around the corner,historical collation here, to roust out my engineeremendation.”

[begin page 91] I struckemendation for the light, but as soon as he turned the corneralteration in the MS I went back and got into my skiff and bailed her out and then pulledalteration in the MS up shore in the easy water about six hundred yards,alteration in the MS and tucked myself in among some woodboats; for I couldn’t rest easy till I could see the ferryboathistorical collation start. But take it all around,alteration in the MS I was feeling ruther comfortable,historical collation on accounts of taking allalteration in the MS this troublealteration in the MS for that gang, for not many would a done it.alteration in the MS I wished the widow knowed about it. I judged she would be proud of me for helping these rapscallions, because rapscallions and dead beats isalteration in the MS the kind the widow and good people takes the most interest in.

the wreck.
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Well, before long, here comes the wreck, dim and dusky, sliding along down! A kind of coldemendation shiver went through me, and then I struck out for her. She was very deep, and I see in a minute thereemendation warn’t much chance foremendation anybody being alive in her. I pulled all around her,historical collation and hollered a little, but there wasn’t any answer; all dead still. I felt a little bit heavy-hearted about the gang, but not much, for I reckoned if theyemendation could stand it, I could.

Then here comes the ferryboatemendation; so I shoved for the middle of the river on a long down-streamemendation slant; and when I judged I was out of eye-reach, I laid on my oars, and looked back and seeemendation her go and smell around the wreck for Miss Hooker’s remainders, because thealteration in the MS captain would know her uncle Hornback would want them; and [begin page 92] then pretty soon the ferryboathistorical collation give it up and went for shore, and I laid into my work and went a-booming down the river.

It did seem a powerful long time before Jim’s light showed up; and when it did show, it looked like it was a thousand mileemendation off. By the time I got there the sky was beginningalteration in the MS to get a little gray in the east; so we struck for an island, and hid the raft, and sunk the skiff, and turned in and slept like dead people.

we turned in and slept.

Historical Collation Chapter XIII.
  breath, (MS2)  ●  breath  (A) 
  enough!— (MS2)  ●  enough!  (A) 
  in, (MS2)  ●  in  (A) 
  a-tumbling (MS2)  ●  a tumbling (A) 
  didn’t speak (MS2)  ●  didn’ speak (A) 
  paddle-box (MS2)  ●  paddle- | box (A) 
  to, (MS2)  ●  to  (A) 
  hiding place (MS2)  ●  hiding-place (A) 
  by and by (MS2)  ●  by-and-by (A) 
  ferry boat (MS2)  ●  ferry-boat (A) 
  Everything . . . aboard. (MS2)  ●  not in  (A) 
  by and by (MS2)  ●  by-and-by (A) 
  and— (MS2)  ●  and—— (A) 
  O (MS2)  ●  Oh (A) 
  troubles, (MS2)  ●  troubles  (A) 
  captain, (MS2)  ●  captain  (A) 
  does, (MS2)  ●  does; (A) 
  I’d (MS2)  ●  I’d  (A) 
  I— (MS2)  ●  I—— (A) 
  and— (MS2)  ●  and—— (A) 
  ferry boat (MS2)  ●  ferry-boat (A) 
  there— (MS2)  ●  there—— (A) 
  town— (MS2)  ●  town—— (A) 
  a visiting (MS2)  ●  a-visiting (A) 
  it’s (MS2)  ●  It’s (A) 
  wide, (MS2)  ●  wide  (A) 
  help, (MS2)  ●  help  (A) 
  swim; (MS2)  ●  swim, (A) 
  and— (MS2)  ●  and—— (A) 
  pap— (MS2)  ●  pap—— (A) 
  that’s (MS2)  ●  that’s  (A) 
  Hornback— (MS2)  ●  Hornback—— (A) 
  Hornback’s, (MS2)  ●  Hornback’s  (A) 
  corner, (MS2)  ●  corner  (A) 
  ferryboat (MS2)  ●  ferry-boat (A) 
  comfortable, (MS2)  ●  comfortable  (A) 
  her, (MS2)  ●  her  (A) 
  ferryboat (MS2)  ●  ferry-boat (A) 
Editorial Emendations Chapter XIII.
  Chapter XIII. (A)  ●  not in (MS2) 
  stabboard (A)  ●  starboard (MS2) 
  cross-hall (A)  ●  cross- | hall (MS2) 
  thankful (A)  ●  good and thankful (MS2) 
  blame (A)  ●  dam (MS2) 
  I couldn’t (A)  ●  I never was so miserable in my life. I couldn’t (MS2) 
  onto (A)  ●  on to (MS2) 
  But Bill . . . in. (A)  ●  But just then comes a wail out of Turner:  | “O, please, boys, don’t leave me—don’t leave me to be drownded—please, please, boys, lemme go with you!”  | “Cuss him, he’s got his gag out, aready!” says Packard;  |  and him and Bill jumped for the door, allowing they would fix it this time so it would stick till Christmas. (MS2) 
  second (A)  ●  a second (MS2) 
  and past (A)  ●  past (MS2) 
  says I (A)  ●  I says (MS2) 
  staid (A)  ●  stayed (MS2) 
  seen (A)  ●  saw (MS2) 
  mile (C)  ●  miles (MS2)  mile, (A) 
  jackstaff (A)  ●  jack- | staff (MS2) 
  like. (A)  ●  like, (MS2) 
  derned (A)  ●  durn’d (MS2) 
  to (A)  ●  at (MS2) 
  steering-oar, (A)  ●  steering-oar page trimmed  (MS2) 
  a-floating (A)  ●  a- || floating (MS2) 
  saddle-baggsed (A)  ●  saddle- | bagsed (MS2) 
  saddle-baggsed (A)  ●  saddle-bagsed (MS2) 
  wish’t (A)  ●  wish (MS2) 
  do?” (A)  ●  do?’ page trimmed  (MS2) 
  got to (A)  ●  must (MS2) 
  she (A)  ●  not in  (MS2) 
  if (A)  ●  if if (MS2) 
  engineer (A)  ●  ingineer (MS2) 
  struck (A)  ●  struck out (MS2) 
  cold (A)  ●  a cold (MS2) 
  there (A)  ●  that there (MS2) 
  for (A)  ●  of (MS2) 
  they (A)  ●  they  (MS2) 
  ferryboat (C)  ●  ferry-  | boat (MS2)  ferry-boat (A) 
  down-stream (A)  ●  down-  | stream (MS2) 
  see (A)  ●  saw (MS2) 
  mile (A)  ●  miles (MS2) 
Alterations in the Manuscript Chapter XIII.
 we] follows canceled ‘this wreck breaks’.
 in a fix] follows canceled ‘goners.’
 forwards] interlined.
 enough!] the exclamation point possibly squeezed in.
 ever so] interlined above canceled ‘awful’.
 a] interlined above canceled ‘have’.
 off!”] followed in the MS by [¶] ‘I never was so miserable in my life.’ (emended); ‘miserable’ interlined above canceled ‘sick’.
 couldn’t] originally ‘could har’; ‘n’t’ written over wiped-out ‘har’; followed by canceled ‘more than’.
 

weak.] originally ‘weak and excited.’; ‘and excited.’ canceled and the period added after ‘weak’; followed by the passage below, which was revised in the MS and then canceled at a later stage. The superior numbers refer to Mark Twain’s revisions, which are listed following the passage: ‘But just then comes a wail out of Turner:

“O, please, boys, don’t leave me—don’t leave me to be drownded—please,1 please, boys, lemme go with you!”2

“Cuss him, he’s got his gag out, aready!” says Packard; and him and Bill jumped for the door, allowing3 they would fix it this time so it would stick4 till Christmas.’ (emended).

1. please] may have originally been ‘p-p’; ‘lease’ written over wiped-out ‘-p’.

2. you!”] the second closing quotation mark added in pencil.

3. allowing] interlined above canceled ‘swearing’, which was written over wiped-out ‘say’.

4. stick] originally ‘still’; ‘ck’ written over wiped-out ‘ll’.

 tip of the] interlined.
 wreck] written over wiped-out ‘bo’.
 three] follows canceled ‘about’.
 rascals] interlined above canceled ‘murderers’.
 there] follows canceled ‘I don’t know’.
 a] interlined above canceled ‘a long,’.
 time] followed by a canceled comma.
 float] follows canceled ‘keep in the midd’.
 two] interlined above wiped-out ‘a’.
 mile and . . . come;] the MS reads ‘miles and . . . come;’ (emended); originally ‘mile’, altered to ‘miles,’; ‘and . . . come’ interlined and the comma mended to a semicolon.
 see] interlined above canceled ‘saw’.
 a-wondering . . . slept;] interlined.
 cry, bub.] originally ‘cry.’; the comma added and ‘bub’ interlined.
 Pap] originally ‘Paw’; ‘p’ written over wiped-out ‘w’.
 this’n ’ll] ‘ ’ll’ interlined.
 pilot,] the comma possibly mended from a period.
 and watchman,] interlined.
 as what] follows a wiped-out comma; ‘as’ written over wiped-out ‘and’; ‘what’ written over ‘s’.
  Walter] ‘linterlined.
 goodness,] interlined above canceled ‘geewhillikins,’.
 ’em] followed by a canceled exclamation point and canceled ‘How in’.
 and] written over what may be a wiped-out ‘f’.
 cretur!] interlined above canceled ‘feller!’.
 get] ‘get’ mended from ‘git’.
 if] the MS reads ‘if if’ (emended); the second ‘if’ written over a wiped-out letter.
 blame] followed by a wiped-out apostrophe.
 light] follows canceled ‘tavern, yonder, where you see’.
 around] follows wiped-out ‘a-’.
 Tell . . . town.] ‘Tell . . . he’ interlined and ‘can . . . town.’ added on the verso of the MS page with instructions to turn over.
 agoing] originally ‘a-going’; ‘a’ wiped out and rewritten over the hyphen.
 corner] followed by a canceled comma.
 pulled] interlined above canceled ‘started’.
 yards,] followed by canceled ‘till’.
 around,] the comma possibly added.
 taking all] interlined.
 this trouble] followed by canceled ‘I had took’; ‘this’ mended from ‘the’.
 gang, for . . . done it.] originally ‘gang.’; the comma added and ‘for . . . done it.’ interlined; two periods inadvertently left standing.
 is] written over wiped-out ‘in’.
 because the] originally ‘because they’; ‘y’ canceled.
 beginning] follows canceled ‘turning’.
Textual Notes Chapter XIII.
 staid] As in the first edition. Although the typist or compositor of the first edition could have made the change from the manuscript “stayed”, Mark Twain’s own preference in the manuscript for “staid” (thirteen out of sixteen instances), makes it more likely he was reverting to his habitual spelling here.
 steering-oar,] As in the first edition, which may paradoxically be a better indicator of the original manuscript reading here [begin page 821] than the manuscript itself, which now shows no comma. The binder who prepared the manuscript for the Buffalo Young Men’s Association Library trimmed the edge of the page so that it is now impossible to determine if the comma was ever there.
Explanatory Notes Chapter XIII.
 scrabbled along forwards on the skylight . . . to the cross-hall door] That is, they scramble forward on the left side of the texas, walking on the narrow and sloping skylight roof (or texas deck), holding onto the stateroom shutters because the edge of this deck is “in the water.” See the steamboat diagrams above.
 

a sailor’s life’s the life for me] The ferryman echoes a line from a song in Isaac Bickerstaff’s Spoil’d Child, a long-lived two-act farce first staged in 1790:

I am a brisk and sprightly lad,
Just come home from sea, Sir,
Of all the lives I ever led,
A sailor’s life for me, Sir.
Yeo, yeo, yeo! yeo, yeo, yeo!
(act 2, scene 1, in Bickerstaff, 3:21)
  Walter Scott] Names such as Walter Scott, Waverley, and Ivanhoe were common for steamboats during the time of the story (Lytle, 92, 109, 166, 198, 200). In Life on the Mississippi, Mark Twain argued that the South still suffered from “the Sir Walter disease” because antebellum southerners had been influenced by Scott’s popular medieval romances to emulate “decayed and degraded systems of government; . . . sham chivalries of a brainless and worthless long-vanished society” (chapter 46, SLC 1883a, 467, 468).
 

illustration] On 25 June 1884, Clemens wrote to his publisher, Charles L. Webster, about the proof of this illustration: “It occurs to me, now, that on the pilot house of that steamboat-wreck the artist has put TEXAS—having been misled by some of Huck’s remarks about the boat’s ‘texas’—a thing which is a part of every boat. That word had better be removed from that pilot house” (NPV, in MTBus , 262). Webster had the picture corrected before publication.