Explanatory Notes
Apparatus Notes
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[three versions of the “jumping frog”]
§ 117. The Only Reliable Account of the Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County
1 September–16 October 1865

(This headnote is repeated in numbers 117–119.)

In 1896 Clemens' close friend Joseph Hopkins Twichell said that the “celebrated ‘Jumping Frog of Calaveras County’ . . . was a story (it had some basis of fact) with which [Clemens] had long been wont on occasion to entertain private circles. When at some one's urgency he at length wrote it out, it appeared to him so poor and flat that he pigeonholed it in contempt, and it required further urgency to persuade him to let it be printed.”1 This statement is almost certainly based on a conversation with Clemens, and as a capsule history of the jumping frog story it seems about right, for it is corroborated by other collateral accounts and by the three sketches grouped together here. “The Only Reliable Account” (no. 117) and “Angel's Camp Constable” (no. 118) are taken from two of the author's holographs preserved by his sister, Pamela, and now in the Jean Webster McKinney Family Papers at Vassar. They have not been published before. The third is taken from the New York Saturday Press of [begin page 263] 18 November 1865, where Clemens first published his most famous tale. The evidence of the manuscripts—paper, ink color, style of handwriting, and content—is that Clemens wrote both late in 1865, probably soon before he wrote “Jim Smiley and His Jumping Frog.” Both manuscripts were abandoned: they are complete, but obviously unfinished, since their last pages remain only partly filled. We conjecture that they were among the “poor and flat” versions that Clemens reportedly pigeonholed in contempt, and that they were written in September or during the first two weeks of October 1865. And we further conjecture that “Jim Smiley and His Jumping Frog” (no. 119) was composed rapidly, between October 16 and 18, although it was not published in New York until a month later.

Clemens had left San Francisco in early December 1864 to visit Jim Gillis and Dick Stoker at Jackass Hill, California. The purpose of this retreat from the pressures of the city to the calm of backwoods mining towns is not certainly known, but Clemens appears to have been in a somber mood. While at Jackass Hill and nearby Angel's Camp he and his companions were confined indoors by the continuous winter rain, and so they listened to the miners and residents tell a variety of anecdotes from the local collection of folklore. Clemens recorded a number of stories in his notebooks. “New Years night—dream of Jim Townsend—'I could take this x x x book & x x x every x x x in California, from San Francisco to the mountains,'” he wrote. On about January 25 he added, “Met Ben Coon, Ill river pilot here.” And then on about February 6 he wrote, “Coleman with his jumping frog—bet stranger $50—stranger had no frog, & C got him one—in the meantime stranger filled C's frog full of shot & he couldn't jump—the stranger's frog won.”2

Writing to Jim Gillis five years later, Clemens said in part:

You remember the one gleam of jollity that shot across our dismal so-journ in the rain & mud of Angel's Camp—I mean that day we sat around the tavern stove & heard that chap tell about the frog & how they filled him with shot. And you remember how we quoted from the yarn & laughed over it, out there on the hillside while you & dear old Stoker panned & washed. I jotted the story down in my note-book that day, & would have been glad to get ten or fifteen dollars for it—I was just that blind. But then we were so hard up.3

And in 1894 Clemens again recalled the occasion, this time in somewhat greater detail:

I heard the story told by a man who was not telling it to his hearers as a thing new to them, but as a thing which they had witnessed and would [begin page 264] remember. He was a dull person, and ignorant; he had no gift as a story-teller, and no invention; in his mouth this episode was merely history —history and statistics; and the gravest sort of history, too; he was entirely serious, for he was dealing with what to him were austere facts, and they interested him solely because they were facts; he was drawing on his memory, not his mind; he saw no humor in his tale, neither did his listeners; neither he nor they ever smiled or laughed; in my time I have not attended a more solemn conference. To him and to his fellow gold-miners there were just two things in the story that were worth considering. One was, the smartness of the stranger in taking in its hero, Jim Smiley, with a loaded frog; and the other was the stranger's deep knowledge of a frog's nature—for he knew (as the narrator asserted and the listeners conceded) that a frog likes shot and is always ready to eat it. Those men discussed those two points, and those only. They were hearty in their admiration of them, and none of the party was aware that a first rate story had been told, in a first rate way, and that it was brimful of a quality whose presence they never suspected—humor.4

Clemens did not here specify who the “chap” was who told this story. But the anecdote itself had been current in oral and written folklore for years, and one version, probably written by James W. E. Townsend (the same Townsend whose dream Clemens recorded on New Year's night), had appeared in the Sonora Herald in 1853.5

On 26 February 1865 Clemens returned from his three-and-one-half-month stay in the mining camps. “Home again,” he recorded in his notebook for that day, “home again at the Occidental Hotel, San Francisco—find letters from ‘Artemus Ward’ asking me to write a sketch for his new book of Nevada Territory travels which is soon to come out. Too late—ought to have got the letters 3 months ago. They are dated early in November.”6 Presumably Clemens wrote as much to Ward on or about March 1, also mentioning some of his recent experiences in Angel's [begin page 265] Camp—perhaps including the jumping frog story. In a letter (now lost) that could not have reached Clemens before the first of May, Ward apparently said, “Write it. . . . There is still time to get it into my volume of sketches. Send it to Carleton, my publisher in New York.” Albert Bigelow Paine, who recorded this phrase as Clemens remembered it, said that the author “promised to do this, but delayed fulfillment somewhat.”7

Indeed, it seems likely that Clemens did delay for several months. On March 18, however, he published his first experiment with the narrator Coon—almost certainly based on the Illinois river pilot he had met, Ben Coon—in “An Unbiased Criticism” (no. 100). On June 17 he introduced the narrator Simon Wheeler, who was clearly derived from Coon, and to whom Clemens now attributed “He Done His Level Best” (“Answers to Correspondents,” no. 107). For most of June he was kept busy writing a weekly column of answers to correspondents for Bret Harte's Californian, but it must have been about this time that he was accustomed “to entertain private circles” with the frog story. Bret Harte recalled hearing it shortly after Clemens returned from “the mining districts.”

In the course of conversation he remarked that the unearthly laziness that prevailed in the town he had been visiting was beyond anything in his previous experience. He said the men did nothing all day long but sit around the bar-room stove, spit, and “swop lies.” He spoke in a slow, rather satirical drawl, which was in itself irresistible. He went on to tell one of those extravagant stories, and half unconsciously dropped into the lazy tone and manner of the original narrator. . . . The story was “The Jumping Frog of Calaveras.”8

While in London in March 1897, Clemens gave the following further account of the story's genesis to James Ross Clemens:

The idea of writing the Jumping Frog Story only very slowly took shape in my mind . . . and was discarded time and time again as being too far-fetched. In fact I had actually written out a delightful story which James Townsend, the prototype of Harte's “Truthful James,” had told one day in Lundie Diggings about a tame fox who used to sweep his master's cabin and dust off the furniture with his unusually bushy tail—but for some reason or other I simply couldn't get the thing just to my liking. [begin page 266] Each time I rewrote it, it seemed less humorous than when originally told by the inimitable Townsend.

Then one dismal afternoon as I lay on my hotel bed, completely nonplussed and about determined to inform Artemus that I had nothing appropriate for his collection, a still small voice began to make itself heard.

“Try me! Try me! Oh, please try me! Please do!”

It was the poor little jumping frog, “Henry Clay,” that old Ben Coon had described! Because of the insistence of its pleading and for want of a better subject, I immediately got up and wrote out the tale for my friend who had followed up his first letter with several more requests. But if it hadn't been for the little fellow's apparition in this strange fashion, I never would have written about him—at least not at that time.9

It seems unlikely that Clemens' frog “Daniel Webster” was ever called “Henry Clay,” but the confusion of orators (if not of politics) is understandable and may be due to James Ross Clemens' faulty memory. The other facts ring true: the suggestion that Jim Townsend's story about a domestic fox preceded the frog story as the subject of Wheeler's monologue, the indication that the final story “only very slowly took shape,” the attribution of the original narration to Ben Coon, and the statement that Artemus Ward had written “several more” letters urging Clemens to send a contribution. Twichell had said in 1896, less than a year earlier, that Clemens first pigeonholed his manuscript and returned to it only after “further urgency” had been applied. These later letters from Ward could hardly have reached Clemens much before the beginning of September 1865.

The two manuscripts published here, as well as the earlier experiments with Ben Coon and Simon Wheeler published in the Californian, suggest that Clemens saw the humorous possibilities of his narrator more clearly than he saw how to bring that narrator and his frog story into conjunction. At least two closely related problems seem to have been troubling him: precisely what stance to adopt toward his vernacular narrator (how much or how little condescension), and how to simulate the effect he could achieve so easily in oral narration when, as Harte remarked, he “half unconsciously dropped into the lazy tone and manner of the original narrator.” In “The Only Reliable Account” Clemens addressed Ar- [begin page 267] temus Ward much as he would in the third version, offering him the sketch for “the history of your travels,” and characterizing Wheeler as a “venerable rural historian” living in “unostentatious privacy,” from whom he had obtained a “just and true account” of the jumping frog. But Clemens then spent almost as many words as the finished tale would require simply sketching the “decaying city of Boomerang.” He never got around to letting Wheeler speak at all, much less tell the frog story.

“Angel's Camp Constable,” on the other hand, seems to be an effort to correct this tendency to overemphasize the frame story. It begins: “I was told that if I would mention any of the venerable Simon Wheeler's pet heroes casually, he would be sure to tell me all about them, but that I must not laugh during the recital, as he would think I was making fun of them, and it would give him mortal offense.” After this we are plunged almost immediately into Wheeler's monologue. The introductory sentences suggest, however, that Constable Bilgewater—a name Clemens had also recorded in his notebook at Angel's Camp10—was only the first of Wheeler's “pet heroes” to be treated in the story. These sentences also warn us rather too directly that his “recital” is supposed to be humorous, and they cast the author as clearly condescending toward “the old gentleman [who] oozed gratified vanity at every pore.” Like the first version, however, this one never gets around to telling the story of the jumping frog: the manuscript is another false start, and Clemens did not mention his grandiose constable again until sometime in August 1878.11

These technical difficulties were tied up with Clemens' conception of himself, particularly his doubts about pursuing the “low” calling of a humorist. Partly because of when they were written, and partly because Simon Wheeler's monologues are a kind of literary free association, we find a number of circumstances in these stories that mirror the conflict between ambition and self-doubt that Clemens appears to have experienced. In the lingering description of the backwater community of Boomerang, for instance, Clemens conveys something of the nostalgia he would feel for the Quarles Farm. But the nostalgia is complicated here by the fact that Boomerang sits unwittingly on immense mineral [begin page 268] wealth—wealth that has been quietly bought up by a “New York company” from the residents, who fail to recognize the value of what they own. Passive retirement is no solution. On the other hand, Constable Bilgewater has foolishly resigned his post in Angel's Camp because “they'd heard of him in New York, I reckon, and I s'pose they wanted him there, and so he went. And he was right. There warn't business enough here for a man of his talents, though what there was he made the most of.” Bilgewater's view of his own vocation, like Simon Wheeler's respect for him, are comic precisely because both are so contrary to the facts. But even here it is not quite clear how Mark Twain judges Bilgewater, “who attained to considerable eminence, and whom I have frequently heard of in various parts of the world.”

Clemens, too, had begun to be heard of in New York. His Californian sketches were being reprinted there, as Webb had noted in January and February 1865. And probably on October 17, the day before he finished the manuscript of “Jim Smiley and His Jumping Frog,” Clemens saw an article in the New York Round Table that placed him among the “foremost” of the “merry gentlemen of the California press.” On October 19 he confided to Orion that he would now pursue his fame as a humorist, “unworthy & evanescent though it must of necessity be,” despite the fact that his talent had been deprived of the “steam of education.” He explained that it was “only now, when editors of standard literary papers in the distant east give me high praise . . . that I really begin to believe there must be something in it.”12 Clemens' self-doubts, particularly about his education, also appear in the third, published version of the tale. As Henry Nash Smith pointed out in 1962, the “elegiac theme of mute inglorious Miltons” applies to all of Simon Wheeler's “pet [begin page 269] heroes,” including Daniel Webster: “Smiley said all a frog wanted was education, and he could do most anything—and I believe him.”13 Both the fear of being forgotten and unjustly obscure, like Boomerang, and the fear of being ridiculed for his presumption, like Bilgewater, appear indirectly in the basic fantasies of these three stories. “I wonder what they think of him in New York,” says Wheeler about his hero. It is a comic question precisely because of its childlike assumption that fame cannot have failed to attend Bilgewater “in New York.”

An abundance of evidence suggested in 1967 that Clemens wrote the third version of his sketch in the week of 16 to 23 October 1865.14 It now seems likely, although not certain, that Clemens actually composed it between 16 and 18 October, presumably having reached the point of near despair he described for James Ross Clemens. He probably did not send his manuscript to New York by overland mail, which took about one month and remained an uncertain means at best. Because he doubtless knew Ward's book was nearing publication, and because transit time by Pacific Mail Steamship could be as brief as twenty-one days between San Francisco and New York,15 it seems likely that Clemens chose this method instead. The only steamer to leave San Francisco in the week of 16 to 23 October was the Golden City, which departed at 11:20 a.m. “with 72 packages United States mails” on October 18; its cargo was transferred by rail across the Isthmus of Panama to the Ocean Queen, which arrived in New York on November 10. (The next steamer to leave San Francisco was the Colorado on October 30, and its cargo did not arrive in New York until December 4.)16 If Clemens did as we suppose, then one week must have elapsed between the arrival of the mails in New York on November 10 and publication in the Saturday Press on [begin page 270] November 18. On November 11 George W. Carleton advertised Artemus Ward: His Travels as ready “this morning” in the New York Tribune, although the book was probably published even earlier than that (piracies appeared in England by November 18 at the latest). In any case, Carleton would have been unable to include Clemens' sketch in Ward's book and could easily have turned the manuscript over to the editor of the Press, Henry Clapp, saying, as Clemens recalled in 1897, “Here, Clapp, here's something you can use!”17 Clemens himself noted in January 1866 that his sketch was “a squib which would never have been written but to please Artemus Ward, & then it reached New York too late to appear in his book.” And one year later he said, while preparing the sketch for his Jumping Frog book, that it was “originally written, by request, for Artemus Ward's last book, but arrived in New York after that work had gone to press.”18

In mid-September the Californian had noted a general revival in periodical literature in the East, following the end of the war. It particularly mentioned “the smart Saturday Press,”

whilom a “brief abstract and chronicle” of “Pfaff's,” snappy with absinthian wit, and dying of its own Bohemian excesses and dissipations, [which] has been revived under apparently more moral auspices, and in respectable quarto form. Let us hope that this corruption has put on incorruption. Artemus Ward is a contributor to its first number in a not over-bright theatrical criticism.19

This may explain why Clemens thought, as he said years later, that the Press was close to collapse. Certainly its editor was quite genuinely happy to publish “Jim Smiley and His Jumping Frog” and to promise—accurately, but on what authority is not known—future contributions from the same pen.

We give up the principal portion of our editorial space, to-day, to an exquisitely humorous sketch—“Jim Smiley and his Jumping Frog”—by Mark Twain, who will shortly become a regular contributor to our columns. Mark Twain is the assumed name of a writer in California who has long been a favorite contributor to the San Francisco press, from [begin page 271] which his articles have been so extensively copied as to make him nearly as well known as Artemus Ward.20

Within three weeks of publication the sketch had, like its less distinguished predecessors, been widely reprinted. The New York correspondent of the San Francisco Alta California, Richard Ogden (“Podgers”), wrote on December 10 to say that it had “set all New York in a roar. . . . I have been asked fifty times about it and its author, and the papers are copying it far and near. It is voted the best thing of the day.” He added a question that may have touched Bret Harte on a tender place: “Cannot the Californian afford to keep Mark all to itself? It should not let him scintillate so widely without first being filtered through the California press.”21 Even before this report arrived, however, Bret Harte had acknowledged the value of Clemens' latest work by reprinting it, on December 16, in the Californian—incorporating a few changes that Clemens himself may have authorized. But the full nature and extent of the eastern storm of praise did not reach California until Podgers' letter was published on 10 January 1866. Three days later Charles Henry Webb said in his column “Inigoings” in the Californian: “I should have expressed my pleasure at the hit which ‘Podgers’ says Mark Twain has made at the East in ‘Jim Smiley and his Jumping Frog.’ But he deserves it all. For he's a good fellow, and his sketch ‘is good’ . . . better than any of their funny fellows can do.”22

Clemens' own reaction to this success was mixed. The day after Podgers' remarks were published he told the local reporter of the San Francisco Examiner about an old ambition, recently revived. The Examiner said, in part, “That rare humorist, ‘Mark Twain,’ whose fame is rapidly extending all over the country, informs us that he has commenced the work of writing a book.”23 To his family on January 20 he confided that [begin page 272] he was actually thinking of three books, and he enclosed a clipping of Podgers' comments in the Alta, adding a note of self-deprecation: “To think that after writing many an article a man might be excused for thinking tolerably good, those New York people should single out a villainous backwoods sketch to compliment me on!—‘Jim Smiley & His Jumping Frog.’ ” This low opinion of his sketch would soon change. In June 1866 he proudly reported the approval of Anson Burlingame and his son; in April 1867 he said that James Russell Lowell had pronounced “the Jumping Frog . . . the finest piece of humorous writing ever produced in America”; and in December 1869 he endorsed this view in a letter to Olivia Langdon, saying he thought it “the best humorous sketch America has produced, yet.”24 In 1867 Clemens gave the sketch pride of place in the Jumping Frog book, but even though he continued to reprint it, he seemed to convey his low opinion of it by planning to use it in the various cheap pamphlets that so obsessed him from 1870 until 1874. The original version is reprinted here. It was revised by both Clemens and his editor, Webb, for the 1867 Jumping Frog book, and revised again in 1872 and 1874.25 But whatever the author's later opinion of it, “Jim Smiley and His Jumping Frog” was an impeccably shaped yarn that took extraordinary delight in someone's saying humorous things without being aware of it.26 And it both expressed and to some extent resolved the personal dilemma Clemens was feeling about his calling as a humorist.

Editorial Notes
1 

“Mark Twain,” Harper's New Monthly Magazine 92 (May 1896): 818.

2 

N&J1 , pp. 69, 75, 80. The reference to Townsend is explained below.

3 

Clemens to James N. Gillis, 26 January 1870, CL1 , letter 154.

4 

“Private History of the ‘Jumping Frog’ Story” (no. 365), first published in the North American Review 158 (April 1894): 446–453. Clemens corrected this version when he reprinted the story in the “authorized Uniform Edition” of How to Tell a Story and Other Essays (1899). That correction is adopted here.

5 

Oscar Lewis, The Origin of the Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County (San Francisco: Book Club of California, 1931); N&J1 , p. 69. Clemens' use of the words “Only Reliable Account” and “Celebrated” in his title indicates that he claimed no originality for the story itself, even though it was doubtless he who created Smiley's many “pet heroes.” As late as September 1867, however, critics in California were carping at his assimilation of folklore. The San Francisco Times said on September 6: “We must confess to experiencing some doubt as to his originality when we are told that his famous story ‘The Jumping Frog of Calaveras,’ was really written by Sam Seabough, now of the Sacramento Union, and by ‘Mark’ appropriated for his own” (“Not Exactly the Correct Thing,” quoted in “A Literary Piracy,” Californian 7 [7 September 1867]: 8).

6 

N&J1 , p. 82.

7 

MTB , 1:277. The quotation from Artemus Ward was not from a letter, but “in accordance with Mr. Clemens's recollection of the matter.” Since Paine knew that Ward was not on the Pacific Coast at this time it seemed likely “that the telling of the frog story and his approval of it were accomplished by exchange of letters.”

8 

Twichell, “Mark Twain,” p. 818; T. Edgar Pemberton, The Life of Bret Harte (New York: Dodd, Mead and Co., 1903), p. 74. See also “ ‘The Jumping Frog of Calaveras’ by Mark Twain with an Introductory and Explanatory Note by J. G. H.,” Overland Monthly 40 (September 1902): 287–288.

9 

Quoted in YSC , pp. 216–217. Cyril Clemens introduced the document in the following words: “Back in the bustling city again, at the Occidental Hotel, he found among a batch of mail a letter from Artemus Ward begging a contribution for a new anthology of humor. At first he did not know what to send, and he gave the author's father, James Ross Clemens, a very interesting account (now for the first time published) of how he solved the problem.” The nature of this account is not known, but it was probably a transcription of a conversation, not a holograph by the author.

10 

About January 30, just a few days before hearing the frog story, he wrote: “W Bilgewater, says she, Good God what a name” ( N&J1 , p. 76). For a list of other occurrences of the name in Clemens' work, see the explanatory note on it for “Answers to Correspondents” (no. 109).

11 

In his notebook for that time he wrote: “The Angel's Camp constable who always saw everything largely. Two men walking tandem was a procession; &2 3 men fighting was a riot; 5 &a riot; 15 an insurrection, & &25 15 a revolution” ( N&J2 , p. 136). It is not known whether Clemens in fact wrote anything further about the constable.

12 

“American Humor and Humorists,” New York Round Table, 9 September 1865, p. 2; Clemens to Orion and Mollie Clemens, 19–20 October 1865, CL1 , letter 95. Clemens wrote Orion the day after this extract from the Round Table had appeared in “Recognized,” San Francisco Dramatic Chronicle, 18 October 1865, p. 3. Since Clemens was contributing to the Chronicle on a casual basis (see the headnote to “Enthusiastic Eloquence,” no. 111) and had just joined the paper's staff on a slightly more formal basis ( CL1 , letter 95), it seems likely that he saw the Round Table article before the Chronicle quoted from it. He certainly saw it before the Californian quoted from it on Saturday, October 23 (p. 5). It should be noted that Bret Harte was well aware of the significance of such recognition and what it implied about the local audience. On 11 November 1865 he criticized California's taste and said in part: “A California humorist, whose crude, but original sketches have been a feature of our local press, is handsomely recognised by a critical Eastern authority, and the criticism read here by a class who never before heard of the humorist” (“Home Culture,” Californian 3 [11 November 1865]: 8).

13 

MTDW , p. 11.

14 

Edgar M. Branch, “ ‘My Voice Is Still for Setchell’: A Background Study of ‘Jim Smiley and His Jumping Frog,’ ” PMLA 82 (December 1967): 591–601.

15 

The steamship Colorado arrived in San Francisco on October 24, for instance, “bringing the passengers and mails that left New York October 2d, and making the trip in the very quick time of 21 days” (“Arrival of the Steamship ‘Colorado,’ ” San Francisco Evening Bulletin, 24 October 1865, p. 3). The Bulletin of November 24, however, could publish New York news only to October 26—a typical time lag for overland mail.

16 

“Arrival of the Steamship ‘Golden City,’ ” San Francisco Evening Bulletin, 24 November 1865, p. 3; “Shipping Intelligence . . . Arrived,” New York Tribune, 11 November 1865, p. 7; “Arrival of the Steamship ‘Colorado,’ ” San Francisco Evening Bulletin, 4 December 1865, p. 5; “Shipping Intelligence . . . Arrived,” New York Tribune, 5 December 1865, p. 7. Clemens might have made use of other steamers from the opposition lines, but none left within the period during which he completed his sketch.

17 

New York Tribune, 11 November 1865, p. 2; “Literary Items,” New York Tribune, 18 November 1865, p. 9; quoted in YSC , p. 217. Paine gave the line as “Here, Clapp, here's something you can use in your paper” ( MTB , 1:277–278).

18 

Clemens to Jane Clemens and Pamela Moffett, 20 January 1866, CL1 , letter 97; page 23A of the Yale Scrapbook, reproduced in photofacsimile on p. 528 of the textual introduction in volume 1. The latter inscription must have been written in mid-January or February 1867.

19 

“Revival in the Eastern Literary Press,” Californian 3 (16 September 1865): 8.

20 

Saturday Press, 18 November 1865, p. 248. Clemens said in 1906 that “Clapp used it to help out the funeral of his dying literary journal, The Saturday Press” (AD, 21 May 1906, MTE , p. 144). And in an entry made at an unknown time, commenting on his original notebook entry for the frog story, he wrote: “Wrote this story for Artemus—his idiot publisher, Carleton gave it to Clapp's Saturday Press” ( N&J1 , p. 80).

21 

“Letter from New York,” written 10 December 1865, published in the Alta California, 10 January 1866, p. 1.

22 

“Inigoings,” Californian 4 (13 January 1866): 1. For the details of Clemens' possible alteration of the text for the Californian and his subsequent revisions of the text, see the textual commentary.

23 

“ ‘Mark Twain’ Is Writing a Book,” San Francisco Examiner, 12 January 1866, p. 3. Clemens included a reprinting of this item, probably taken from the steamer edition of the Alta California, in his 20 January 1866 letter to this family ( CL1 , letter 97).

24 

Clemens to Jane Clemens and Pamela Moffett, 20 January 1866, CL1 , letter 97; Clemens to Jane Clemens and Pamela Moffett, 21 June 1866, CL1 , letter 105; Clemens to Jane Clemens et al., 19 April 1867, CL1 , letter 125; Clemens to Olivia Langdon, 14 December 1869, CL2 , letter 129.

25 

See the textual introduction in volume 1, pp. 527–535, 557, 613.

26 

For an excellent analysis of the way this tale exemplifies Clemens' theory of humor, see Paul Baender, “The ‘Jumping Frog’ as a Comedian's First Virtue,” Modern Philology 60 (February 1963): 192–200.

Textual Commentary

The manuscript of this sketch, probably written in September or early October 1865 but never published, survives in the Jean Webster McKinney Family Papers, Vassar. It is copy-text. The piece is written in brown or black ink on eleven leaves numbered consecutively by Mark Twain. The first six leaves are unlined cream-colored wove stationery measuring 12½ by 7⅞ inches, with an embossment of the Capitol in the lower right corner. The last five leaves are cream-colored wove paper with thirty-two horizontal rules, measuring 11⅝ by 7⅜ inches, with an embossment of a crown in the upper left corner. The second of these stationeries is also used in “Angel's Camp Constable” (no. 118), in “Sarrozay Letter from ‘the Unreliable’ ” (no. 86), as well as in the fragment reproduced in Appendix C2, volume 2: the partial letter to “Editors Californian” written some time in the latter part of 1865.

On the back of the first leaf of the manuscript Mark Twain wrote “The Frog.” He then canceled this and wrote “Boomerang.” Finally, in pencil, he added “Letter to Tribune.”

[begin page 273]
The Only Reliable Account of the Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County

together with some reference to thealteration in the MS decaying city of boomerangexplanatory note, and a few general remarks concerning mr. simon wheeler,alteration in the MS a resident of the said city in the day of its grandeur.

Mr. A. WardDear Sir:

In accordance with your request I herewith furnish you with a report of the present condition and appearance of the once flourishing mining town of Boomerang, to supply a vacancy which must necessarily occur in the history of your travels in consequence of your having neglected to travel in that direction.

Also, in accordance with your instructions, I made the acquaintance of Simonalteration in the MS Wheeler, the venerable rural historian, who resided at Boomerang in early times, (thoughalteration in the MS for years past he has lived in unostentatious privacy on the picturesque borders of Lake Tulareexplanatory note,alteration in the MS) and obtained from him a just and true account of the celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County for your pages.

en route for boomerang.

I traveled from here toward Boomerang by steamboat a part of the way, and took the stage early the next morning. All day long we slopped through the mud, over a monotonous plain, with eyes fixed on the gleaming snows of the distant Sierras, and dreary [begin page 274] enough the journey was. About every five miles we encountered a rickety weather-beaten farm-houseemendation, and then sketched and re-sketched itsalteration in the MS dismal outlinesalteration in the MS in imagination until we came to the next one—which was always a more dilapidated one thealteration in the MS further we proceededalteration in the MS inland—and finally when the tedious sun went down, myalteration in the MS mind's eye presented no panorama of the day's travel but two long lines of staggering fences, interrupted at stated intervals by desolate cabins, with here and there a melancholy dog or a broken-heartedemendation cow. I was glad to see the day close in. I was glad there was no Joshua there to command the sun to stand still.

boomerang emendation —past.alteration in the MS textual note

I staid in Boomerang five or six days. In it there are probably twenty crazy houses occupied and thirty still crazier ones tenantless. The stream that flows through the middle of the town winds its tortuous course through symmetrical piles of pebbles and boulders that had passed through the gold miner's sluice-boxes years ago and were dumped into the positions they now occupy. In those days this stream swarmed with men of every nationality under the sun, and some took out a thousand dollars a day and none less than thirty or forty. At night they collected in splendid saloons, in theiralteration in the MS savage-looking costumes, and gambled away moderate fortunes, and got drunk on costly foreign liquors, and dissected each other with eighteen-inch bowie-knives in their frank, off-hand way, and all were gay and happy.

They rolled ten-pins; they played billiards; they indulged in expensive balls; they ordered elegant suppers, and ate them and paid for them; they turned out on great occasions in grandalteration in the MS dress parade—firemen, soldiers, benevolent societies—and had silken banners, and walked under gorgeous triumphal arches and fulminatedalteration in the MS their sentiments from thundering cannon. They had a newspaperalteration in the MS and a telegraph, and talked of a railroad. They never quite reached to the dignity of supporting a Board of Aldermen, but they had a sort of semi-responsible body of Trustees and a Mayor. And alsoalteration in the MS an entirely responsible but inefficient police force consisting of a constable. Their streets were crowded with [begin page 275] stores and shops, and the stores and shops were thronged with hurrying, excited customers.

boomerangalteration in the MS —present.alteration in the MS

Behold the Boomerang of to-day! Where the stream formerly swarmed with bearded miners, five skinny, long-tailed Chinamen shovel and sluice starvation wages out of the poverty-stricken banks of pebbles. Wherealteration in the MS splendid saloons once collected the cheerful multitudes to gamble and drink and carve each other, a solitary, dilapidated gin-mill gapes hungrily for customers and finds them not. There are no banquetsalteration in the MS, no ten-pinsalteration in the MS, no balls, in Boomerang to-day. Dejected stragglersalteration in the MS mope where grand processions marched before; and they invoke the ghost of their departed splendor in inexpensive gin, and pop their patriotism from an anvil on the Fourth of July. They have no newspaper and no telegraph, and the railroad is a forgotten dream. The Board of Trustees have wandered to distant lands, and the inefficient constable is dead. The streets that were crowded with stores and shops are desolate, and the throngs that bought and sold in them have gone away toward the rising sun. Lo! thy pride is humbled, thy hopes are blighted, thealteration in the MS day of thy glory hath departed, and thy history is even as the history of a human life, O Boomerang!

Well, you can hardly realize such extraordinary changes. Yonder is a dwelling house that was new and rather handsome ten years ago, and cost five thousand dollars unfurnished. The owner would take two hundred and fifty for it to-day. Here is a house that once had a pianoalteration in the MS in it, and also a youngalteration in the MS lady. A piano and a young lady where nowalteration in the MS is nought but a wide-spreadalteration in the MS epidemic ofalteration in the MS unpainted old tenements, surroundedalteration in the MS by discouraged gardens reveling in weeds!

Town-lots in Boomerang were once sold by the front foot and at extravagant prices, but now they are offered by the acre and not sold at all.

At the very same restaurant in Boomerang where men once feasted on costlyalteration in the MS imported delicacies and stimulated their appetites with richalteration in the MS foreign wines, you must putalteration in the MS up with beans and bacon, now, and wash them down with muddy coffeeexplanatory note.

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The sole remaining saloon is kept by a man who tries honestly to make a living out of his own custom, because he has no other to speak of. True, Calvin Smith used to come down from Horsefly once a month and get drunk, but here lately he has grown so irregular that there is no dependence to be placed in him. The saloon-keeper awoke to this fact too late and couldn't sell out, because Smith's custom constituted the “good-will” of the concern, and who would buy a gin-mill whose good-will was so manifestly irregular as this?

The singlealteration in the MS billiard table in that saloon is a relic of former times. The “counters” are so fly-blownemendation that you cannot tell the white string from the black one; the table-cover is faded, and threadbareemendation, and isalteration in the MS patched in a dozen placesalteration in the MS; one of thealteration in the MS pockets is bottomless; the cues arealteration in the MS warped like willowalteration in the MS fishing-rods and the leathers on them arealteration in the MS worn as hard and smooth as trunk-nails; if you getalteration in the MS the “warp” of your cue right, you standalteration in the MS some chance of getting your “English” on the side you wantalteration in the MS it on—but if you don'talteration in the MS you canalteration in the MS depend on accomplishing the reverse; none but old citizens who havealteration in the MS stuck to the town and “kept the hang” of those cues fromalteration in the MS the first canalteration in the MS hit the balls with them at allalteration in the MS, I think—or at any rate do it every time without fail. Concerning the ballsalteration in the MS I may say that to an outsider there isalteration in the MS no perceptible difference between them as to color; true, there is alteration in the MS a bare suspicion of red on two of them, but if you lookalteration in the MS fixedly at the other two you willalteration in the MS infallibly imagine there isalteration in the MS a suspicion of red on them also, and so when strangers playalteration in the MS the ruined and melancholy bar-keeper willalteration in the MS come forward from time to time, as necessity requiresalteration in the MS, and decide with unspeakable solemnity which isalteration in the MS the “dark red,” and which the “pale,” and which isalteration in the MS the “spot” ball and which isn'talteration in the MS, and then retire slowly behind his bar with the air of a man who considers human knowledge as vain and little worth when the proud soul is borne down by a royal despair. And if you recklessly hintalteration in the MS that the “dark red” of his decision isalteration in the MS really the “pale,” how his watery eye withersalteration in the MS you with its loftyalteration in the MS compassion!—as who should say, “I have handled them for fifteen years, poor ignorant worm!” These remarkable balls arealteration in the MS chippedalteration in the MS emendation and scarred and cracked and blistered beyond all power of conception, and when they arealteration in the MS under way they bouncealteration in the MS and scamperalteration in the MS and clatteralteration in the MS as ifalteration in the MS they had cogs on [begin page 277] them. I never saw a man make a “shot” on that table that he tried to make, but I did seealteration in the MS shotsalteration in the MS madealteration in the MS emendation which Phelan and Kavanaughexplanatory note would unhesitatingly pronounce impossible. You might drive one of those balls against another, for instance; your ball bounds to the left we will sayalteration in the MS; it glances from a rough seam in the cloth and flies backalteration in the MS to the right; it staggers against a patch and goes off to the left again; it gets into a rut in the table and rolls ten inches in a straight line in defiance of all rules ofalteration in the MS philosophy to the contrary; it strikes the angle of a patch and returns to the right once more,alteration in the MS and closes its extraordinary career within half an inch of the “dark red;”alteration in the MS veryalteration in the MS well, you think you haven't “counted”—but just as the thought crosses your mind, your ball, which has only balanced for an instant on one of the warts on its surface, “keels over” in consequence of a gouged place on its under side, and touches the “dark red!” There are no miracles like that laid down in Mr. Phelan's hand-book of billiards.

I seem to have wandered from my subject somewhat. However, no matter—if your readers can't tell by intuition what a town looks like which not only tolerates but is perfectly satisfied with a billiard table like that, it would be a waste of labor on my part to try to describealteration in the MS it to them intelligibly; and if they can't form a correct estimate of the enterprise of a community where only liquor enough is drank to support one barkeeper and that barkeeper has to drink that liquor himself, it would be presumptionalteration in the MS in me to try to furnish an estimate they could hopealteration in the MS to understand. I am not inspired—let me pass on to

boomerang—future.

The real wealth of Boomerang is still in the bowels of the earth. The town is surrounded by a network of the richest gold-bearing lodes in California—lodes which, when thoroughly opened, will produce more bullion in six months than the Boomerangers washed from the gulches in fifteen years. The ancientalteration in the MS magnificence of Boomerang will yet return to her with a doubled and redoubled lustre she dreams not of to-day. But will the disconsolate barkeeperalteration in the MS profit by these things? will the 5alteration in the MS skinny Chinamen become Mandarins of two tails and inexhaustible cash? will the seedy stragglers—the gin-soaking, anvil-bursting dreamers—be [begin page 278] exalted and arrayed in the purple and fine linen of the new empirealteration in the MS? No—they have sold their birthrightemendation for a mess of pottage and a Newalteration in the MS York company has bought it. Alas! poor Boomerangers! in the fulness of time you will wake up some day and be astonished!

Editorial Emendations The Only Reliable Account of the Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County
  farm-house (I-C)  •  farm- | house
  broken-hearted (I-C)  •  broken- | hearted
  boomerang  (I-C)  •  boomerang.
  fly-blown (I-C)  •  fly- | blown
  threadbare (I-C)  •  thread- | bare
  chipped (I-C)  •  chipped.
  made (I-C)  •  accom/made
  birthright (I-C)  •  birth- | right
Alterations in the Manuscript The Only Reliable Account of the Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County
 the] written over wiped-out ‘Mr.’
  wheeler,] originally followed by ‘formerly’, which was wiped out; ‘in former times’ written over, then canceled.
 Simon] ‘Si’ written over wiped-out ‘the’.
 times, (though] originally ‘times,—though’; the open parenthesis written over the dash, canceling it.
 the picturesque borders of Lake Tulare,] interlined with a caret above canceled ‘Oro Fino Flat’.
 its] interlined with a caret following canceled ‘the’.
 outlines] follows canceled ‘picture’.
 the] written over a wiped-out dash.
 proceeded] written over wiped-out ‘journeyed’.
 my] written over wiped-out ‘our’.
 —past.] added.
 their] followed by canceled ‘muddy,’.
 grand] followed by canceled ‘military’.
 fulminated] follows canceled ‘fired’.
 a newspaper] ‘a’ interlined with a caret; ‘s’ on ‘newspapers’ canceled.
 also] interlined with a caret.
  boomerang] written over wiped-out ‘Behold the’.
 —present.] added.
 Where] written over wiped-out ‘Once’.
 banquets] written over wiped-out ‘suppers,’.
 ten-pins] written over wiped-out ‘billiards’.
 stragglers] ‘gg’ mended from ‘ng’; ‘lers’ added.
 the] ‘e’ mended from ‘y’.
 a piano] followed by canceled ‘&’.
 in it, and also a young] written over wiped-out ‘a young lady in’.
 now] interlined with a caret above canceled ‘to-day’.
 a wide-spread] follows canceled ‘a wide-spread’ and interlined without a caret above canceled ‘an’.
 of] interlined with a caret after canceled ‘of leaning, bulging,’.
 surrounded] written over ‘in’ following canceled ‘with broken windows, & shutters hanging by one hinge in’.
 costly] written over wiped-out ‘costly’.
 rich] interlined with a caret above canceled ‘expensive’.
 must put] written over wiped-out ‘will be’.
 single] ‘s’ written over wiped-out ‘b’.
 and is] ‘is’ interlined with a caret.
 places] ‘s’ mended from ‘d’.
 one of the] written over wiped-out ‘the pockets’.
 are] interlined with a caret above canceled ‘were’.
 willow] interlined with a caret.
 are] interlined without a caret above canceled ‘were’.
 get] interlined without a caret above canceled ‘got’.
 stand] interlined without a caret above canceled ‘stood’.
 want] mended from ‘wanted’.
 don't] interlined without a caret above canceled ‘didn't’.
 can] interlined without a caret above canceled ‘could’.
 have] interlined without a caret above canceled ‘had’.
 from] written over wiped-out ‘ca’ or ‘co’.
 can] interlined without a caret above canceled ‘could’.
 at all] follows canceled ‘at all’.
 balls] follows canceled ‘colors of the’.
 is] interlined without a caret above canceled ‘was’.
  is] interlined without a caret above canceled ‘was’.
 look] mended from ‘looked’.
 will] interlined without a caret above canceled ‘would’.
 is] interlined without a caret above canceled ‘was’.
 play] mended from ‘played’.
 will] interlined without a caret above canceled ‘would’.
 requires] ‘s’ written over ‘d’.
 is] interlined without a caret above canceled ‘was’.
 is] interlined without a caret above canceled ‘was’.
 isn't] interlined without a caret above canceled ‘wasn't’.
 hint] mended from ‘hinted’.
 is] interlined without a caret above canceled ‘was’.
 withers] ‘s’ written over ‘ed’.
 lofty] interlined without a caret above canceled ‘grand’.
 are] interlined without a caret above canceled ‘were’.
 chipped] followed by period left standing.
 are] interlined without a caret above canceled ‘were’.
 bounce] mended from ‘bounced’.
 scamper] mended from ‘scampered’.
 clatter] mended from ‘clattered’.
 as if] interlined without a caret above canceled ‘like’.
 did see] interlined without a caret above canceled ‘saw’.
 shots] interlined without a caret above canceled ‘others’.
 made] written over ‘accomp’ and interlined without a caret above canceled ‘made’; ‘accom’ interlined without a caret between ‘made’ and canceled ‘made’ and left standing.
 we will say] interlined with a caret.
 back] interlined with a caret.
 rules of] ‘of’ written over wiped-out ‘to’.
 once more,] interlined without a caret above canceled ‘again,’.
 red;”] the semicolon mended from a period.
 very] added in left margin.
 describe] written over wiped-out ‘picture it’.
 presumption] ‘ion’ mended from ‘uous’.
 hope] written over wiped-out ‘expect’.
 The ancient] written over wiped-out ‘But will’.
 barkeeper] ‘k’ written over a hyphen.
 5] interlined with a caret.
 new empire] written over wiped-out ‘proud’.
 New] ‘N’ written over ‘n’.
Textual Notes The Only Reliable Account of the Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County
  boomerangpast.] Mark Twain revised this heading in the manuscript by adding “—past.” In doing so, he inadvertently left standing a period after “boomerang,” and we have therefore emended to correct the oversight.
Explanatory Notes The Only Reliable Account of the Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County
  city of boomerang] Clemens' fictional name for Angel's Camp is used both in this sketch and in “Jim Smiley and His Jumping Frog” (no. 119).
 Lake Tulare] Formerly a lake thirty-five by fifty miles in the San Joaquin Valley south of Hanford, now converted to farm land.
 beans and bacon . . . muddy coffee] Compare the entry made about January 24 in Clemens' notebook: “Beans & coffee only for breakfast & dinner every day at the French Restaurant at Angel's—bad, weak coffee—J told waiter must made mistake—he asked for café—this was day-before-yesterday's dishwater” ( N&J1 , p. 72).
 Phelan and Kavanaugh] Michael Phelan won the first professional billiards championship in the United States in 1859 and held the title through 1862. He had engaged in exhibition matches since 1851 and had lived for a time in San Francisco, but returned to New York City where he manufactured billiard tables. His book Rules for the Government of the Game of Billiards, first published in 1850, went through many editions. Dudley Kavanaugh was a noted eastern billiards player and an associate of Phelan's. In 1858 he won a marathon eight-day tournament in New York City and was United States champion in 1863 and 1864.